Hot Rods Whose got jokes?

whose gots good hotrodder jokes? lets hear em.
I'll start.

how many hot rodders does it take to change a head light??

5

one to get the bulb and do the work,
one to send the ol' lady to the local parts house to get a 710 cap, blinker fluid, and 8 piston return springs for a 19xx che-fo-par. (and take the heat for it later)
and three more to drink all the beer and argue over weather to french it, tunnel it, or leave it original.

OK GO!!

 

Government Motors Corporation. Yeah, political.
Flip Over Read Directions
Tailgate warmers on ..............................so your hands don't get cold when your pushing.
Just Everybody Elses Parts, Just Empty Every Pocket,
Would rather push a ............... than drive a ................... .

 

Fucked Over Rebuild Dodge

 

not funny try again

 

I have one, what do you call the guy that started this thread? A Joke!!

Would have used stronger words but, I didn't want to get points again by the thread police

 

Haha!!!!^^^^^

 

Opps I meant the one above that

 

wow binderod, sounds like your sence of humor fell off.

 

FIAT= Fix It Again Tony
GMC= Got Mechanic Coming