Projects Let's remake 'Two Lane Blacktop'.

comedy version

55 chevy
driver-Harrison Ford
mechanic -Mark Hamill
girl- Christina Ricci

GTO
driver - Morgan Freeman
hitch hiker - Pee Wee Herman

Special appearance
Cheech And Chong
Vin Diesel
fill in the rest here...

extras -real drag racing drivers
The guy from Pinks for the final race ending scene
Nick scavo
Chuck samuel
Billy Glidden
fill in the rest here....

 

lol,,

 

My comedy version:

55 chevy
driver- Dee Snyder
mechanic - Leonard Nimoy
girl- Jenna Jameson

GTO
driver - Rodney Dangerfield
hitch hiker - That guy from Pinks

 

That is a review made by some left wing liberal with a page to push his opinoin on everyone.

I've watched this movie numerous times - yes numerous. It never gets old to me. I don't understand how you could call yourself a "car guy" and pick apart anything in this movie.

Why do people say there's no plot? There was a plot - to race a couple cars arcross the US!

I don't think they could have made this movie any better by casting other actors of the time. The two had just the crude amount of attitude - how could THAT be any better. What makes this movie Cool, is that theres nothing else like it out there and I'm glad for it!

 

That ratrodrocker dude is a total tool, lol....No wonder he was banned.

 

Nick Nolte was in that and it was a 57 Chevy

 

Okay. Let’s re-set it in the late-1930s. G.T.O. is a ruined banker in a nearly new Buick Century, and the Driver and the Mechanic are in a stripped down Model A Ford with a hot four banger.

The girl can be an Oakie instead of a hippie. Instead of heading east from California, we have them leaving the dust bowl for the orange groves and the promise of work. Driver and Mechanic need to money they make from racing to finance their trip, and G.T.O. is just trying to forget all of the farms he’s foreclosed and how he got caught embezzling.

–Dave

 

FREAKIN PERFECT!!!! Great cast man...

 

How about Will Smith as the Driver?! Hollywood just loves to shove him in just about every kind of movie role so it appeals to a "universal" audience. By the way, I like Woody Harrellson as the Mechanic and Mickey Rourke as "GTO" is quite easy to imagine and it even sounds like something he'd like to do. Let's throw Hilary Swank in there as the Hippie chick. Now the part that's gonna piss off everyone is the fact that I think in no way, should a '55 Chevy be used. Like the original movie, a used-up & abused 15 year old homebuilt car is racing against newer store-bought stock Musclecars. Don't get me wrong now, 'cuz I love '55 Chevys but I think they have become too old now as classics and the younger generation just flat-out does NOT relate to them. It really needs to be a Primer'd late-'80's Fox-bodied Mustang. Like it or not, they have become the modern-day '55 Chevy's.....cheap and plentiful and unstead of the plug-changing debacle, the Mechanic is riding shotgun while constantly adjusting the fuel map with a lab-top computer on his lap in this high-8-second street racin' 'Stang! Naturally, we'd still have a '55 Chevy and a GTO short cameo in the movie and maybe even a father/son relationship deal to connect solidly to the first movie. Maybe one of the younger Driver/Mechanics gives his dad some good-natured trouble about that old '55 Chevy dinosauer that's been parked in the garage and hasn't moved in over 35 years. All right now.....I feel like I have just devoted a little too much thought into a thread that I never even wanted to comment on in the first place, but it's done now. Now somebody, start writing checks and let's get it done!

 

Little Richard as "the girl"
Melissa Ethridge as "the mech"
Pauley Shore as "the driver
and lastly
Jennifer Lopez as "GTO"

as if this movie couldn't suck worse than it already does. Great car stuff, but a piece-o-poo as far as movies go

 

You guys are Dorks!!!!!!!!

that movie sucked anyway. only cool part was the end and then it ended.

 

Pee wee herman for sure , danny from the partridge family .
And.....
If you goin to mess it up ......mess it up.

 

perfect!

 

Ozzy Osbourne as the driver , Tommy Chong as the mechanic.
Willie Nelson as GTO , Joan Jett as the girl.

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

#1 can't understand a word that guy says. #2 i wouldn't let tommy change a toliet paper roll. # 3 joan jett is like, 100years old

 

Boyd's been taking a dirt nap for a couple years now...

Hetfield would be a good driver, though! Lars could be GTO, hes about as full of it.

 

I like TLBT, but the original "Gone in Sixty Seconds"...now that is painful to watch! Cage's movie actually had a plot, decent acting, and much better dialogue...not to mention, better cars (I'll take a modified '67 over a "Clydesdale" any day"! One of the few cases where the remake is better than the original.

 

heretic!!!!!!!! Burn the witch!:d

 

Kristen stewart!? Why!? Gross'

 

drew carey would be good for the hitch hiker

and my .02 >>
Jessica Beil - the girl
The Hof - GTO

 

OK, lets get serious. jason statham as the driver. (even though hes a little old) jack black of the white stripes as dennis wilson. dennis leary as GTO works. some fresh-faced litlle unknown as the girl. plenty of casting options for the smaller roles. i would think you'd have a long list of actors in line for tha chance to appear in this. an icononic american flick.

 

That sounds like a good cast!
How bout instead of Jason Statham put in the seat Hugh Jackman as the driver. Dennis Leary as driver of the GTO -perfect!

Someone needs to make this movie!!!

 

That there's funny right there.

 

That made my day buddy!!! hahahaha! Laughing my ass off!

It would be the ONLY cast that could honor the old PERFECT movie! F.... all those other Hollywood fags!

 

hahaha

 

did i just read nick cage and decent acting in the same sentence? it must be late.

 

Funny snit here.

 

remake??

 

what the....?!