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i need everyones help please!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by STROMMY, Apr 4, 2010.

  1. I pity the fool!
     

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  2. stev8
    Joined: Jun 22, 2007
    Posts: 87

    stev8
    Member

    Leave him be.

    He's building an "Australian" Hot rod!! Its part of being Australian....they do things like that!! ( like converting to right hand drive when you dont need too!!)

    Unless he's copying exactly a hot rod imported from NZ then it will suit it!!
     
  3. iammarvin
    Joined: Oct 7, 2009
    Posts: 1,196

    iammarvin
    BANNED
    from Tulare, Ca

    Find a homofagasexual to tell him that he want's to hold his "cooooooool" shifter..... that should do it.
     
  4. mart3406
    Joined: May 31, 2009
    Posts: 3,055

    mart3406
    Member
    from Canada

    I've got the perfect solution for your dad's "wrong car
    for that kind of shifter" problem Get him to sell me
    the '32 ford roadster, desoto hemi, 16- inch ford rims
    etc.etc. etc., really, really cheap. Then take the
    money I give him for all the stuff and have him go
    out buy a bone stock, 4 or 5 year-old Honda to match
    his shifter! Hell, I'll even through in eough extra that
    he can go out and buy a brand new 6 inch diamiter
    "fart can" exhaust tip for it, a whole box of "No Fear",
    "Nology, "Slick 50" and "SplitFire" decals to slap all
    over it and maybe even some glitter window tint and
    a few neon lights too!!! Problem solved! He'll have
    the perfect, modern, 'in style' car to match perfectly
    with his shifter and I'll settle for an old, noisy,
    rough riding, gas-guzzling, and 'way out of fashion'
    '50's or '60's-style rod, powered by an equally old,
    obsolete and 'out of fashion' DeSoto hemi - and
    everybody will be happy!!!! i know it's a huge sacrifice
    on my part, but one I'm willing to make just to help
    him out of his awful awful "wrong car for that kind of
    shifter' dillema!!! I can't help it either. That's just
    the kind lf guy I am you know:D :D :D

    Mart3406
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  5. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,500

    Muttley
    Member

    Force him to watch you smash it, then buy him something that doesnt suck.
     
  6. peter johnson
    Joined: Feb 21, 2009
    Posts: 203

    peter johnson
    Member

    Let him have it,let him finish the car his way,it will be a cheap car for someone else to buy and build properly!some people have to learn the hard way!
     
  7. big creep
    Joined: Feb 5, 2008
    Posts: 2,944

    big creep
    Member

    BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! that thing sucks big dick!
     
  8. Joe King
    Joined: Oct 8, 2004
    Posts: 993

    Joe King
    Member

    there always has to be something with a car that people say "cool car but I don't like the...."
     
  9. elricho
    Joined: Jul 19, 2009
    Posts: 197

    elricho
    Member

    What should you do?
    Hope and pray your adopted.
     
  10. STROMMY
    Joined: Mar 2, 2009
    Posts: 25

    STROMMY
    Member

    far out!!, i never expected so much feed back, ill show him this thread tonight haha
    thanks for everyones opinions
     
  11. skidsteer
    Joined: Mar 19, 2007
    Posts: 1,251

    skidsteer
    Member

    I agree, what day is it Down Under?
     
  12. I think I saw one in a Neon.....
     

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