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skinny minnie...but why?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by picasso, Mar 15, 2010.

  1. Shoulda widened the Sturt Highway years ago.. Everyone in the valley has one.
     
  2. Stone
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  3. petes65usa
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    Id like it sittin under the trees in my back yard..........
     
  4. DrJ
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    I'd guess it's either for a sign or a college art project.
    Too bad it's not about twice as wide.
    It could be a body for a recumbent bicycle if it was.
     
  5. 49ratfink
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    another example of a guy going all out on his custom only to realize too late that he'll never be able to cut the glass to fit.
     
  6. zimm
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    that would make an odd streamliner body for a motor cycle
     
  7. perk30
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    That must be a Pierce Narrow
     
  8. 26T
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    There was a car that was shortened front to back in cowley, wyoming that sat in a field when I was growing up. It was shortened so severely that it didn't have any doors and the front and rear roof posts were welded to the fenders. I always wished I had taken a picture of it. It sat there for years!
     
  9. fat141
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    Think you win, thats the funniest on a very funny thread.
    Rod
     
  10. petes65usa
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  11. BEAR
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    its kind of cool i think????
     
  12. ironandsteele
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  13. Midwest Rodder
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    To be honest, I want it! I dont know why but it's cool.
     
  14. Doc.
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    Stanley vowed to never let his lack of depth perception stop him from building the car of his deams.
     
  15. I said 18 feet!
     

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  16. 333 Half Evil
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    I remember seeing that thing back in the day at the drag strip...it was a gasser, and it was called "ANOREXIC".
     
  17. stanlow69
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    I remember seeing 4 or 5 55-57 chevys done that way through the years. A guy here in town has a 55 behind his barn that was shortened. It used to have a blade on the front to push snow at a gas station.
     
  18. Big Tony
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    Dang... I have trouble fitting in a regular car
     
  19. mart3406
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    It's the stripped remains of the infamous Henway
    'sandwich board-styled' concept car known as the
    "Anorexia". It was proposed as Henway Motor's
    entry into the burgening domestic economy and
    commuter car market - intended to beat the Ricer's
    at their own game - and designed to meet or even
    slightly exceed, the coming, ultra-strict 2011 Federal
    'CAFE' fuel economy standards. Henway invested
    hundreds of millions of dollars designing it, but the
    project was abandoned, the lone prototype ordered
    scrapped and the entire engineering team who
    designed it, rounded up and executed, when it
    was discovered that the car's proposed standard
    Ricer-spec "fart can" exhaust tip was going to be
    wider than the actual body!!!! :eek::eek::D:D

    Mart3406 (Official Henway Motors
    Corporate Historian and Archivisr)
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  20. shmoozo
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    Those of you with the idea to drop it on a motorcycle frame seem to be heading in the right general direction, but the trick would be to remove the top, have the seat up on top of the rear of the doors and the quarter panels, have the foot pegs outside the body, and the handlebars above the hood, with the tank mounted inside the top of the body in between what is normally the front portion of the doors and the rear of the cowl area, and ride it by straddling it rather than by trying to fit inside it.

    You'd have to keep the doors capable of opening so you could get in to service the engine.
     
  21. VonXulu
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    So the dealership could "stack 'em deep and sell 'em cheap!"......ha....ha...? Okay it's late.
     
  22. Dat Dirty Rat
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    I wouldnt be surprised if Keith Richards was the tilte holder & why does a SmartCar come to mind???
     
  23. CrkInsp
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    That's a result of the conversion to the metric system by a guy who is accustom to working in feet and inches.
     
  24. The 41Dude
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    I believe it is one of the original "Skinny Coopers" from England.
     
  25. dmw56
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    I'd go back and get if you can. That's just cool.
     
  26. Slag Kustom
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    dont know why but would like to have the doors off of it.
     
  27. unkledaddy
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    Needs a .50 cal mounted on the hood.
     
  28. mart3406
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    --------------------------
    Or better yet, mount the car downrange of
    a .50 cal......and then blast it to oblivion,
    where it so rightfully belogs! :D

    Mart3406
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  29. mart3406
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    .....an Austin Mini that someone foolishly, idavertently
    parked between the famed, euphamistical (and obviously,
    very dangerous!) "immovable object and irresistible
    force
    "???? :D :D :D

    Mart3406
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