It is a sad pathetic person who fakes a birthday just so someone will spank him.... Happy birthday Breeder!!!!!!
Happy birthday breeder, mine is tomorrow and you gotta go a hell of a lot more birthdays to catch me.
Zeke, Thank You! You don't know how much I appreciate your time with this wonderful picture of yes, my husband. Todd, Happy Birthday! I can say that I am more suprised than anyone that you made it another 365 days as I am the one who gets a front row seat in the ride of your life. Your presents are in the car. A pack of new underwear (anyone want to take a quess as to why?), and two packs of new socks, there are more than one use for a good sock as I am sure all of you Hambers are aware of, and since I have perfected my, "Not tonight Todd", well you know. God willing, I will get to rail you on here on your 40th. Love you and thanks to everyone who made it down this last weekend, looking forward to seeing you all again soon. Fiddy and Louverdude, truly missed. Stickshift and Glenn, could have used a little bit more help in the giving the old man shit this weekend! Dallas, I understand the snow was deep, I will let you get a pass this time.
You all laugh, I am the one who has had sex with this....there's even proof...no pictures of that you sickos, just kids.
I've got it now. You're the kid from "A Christmas "Story" with the goofy goggle hat that sticks his tongue on the flag pole. Good to know some things never change, you're still just as smart and just a tad bit drunker. Happy B-day.
Mrs. Reed that was funny. Glad I was not drinking something at the time I read that. Yea I wish I could have made it, really on a bum about that too. I am gonna hear about it from Jeff again I am sure. While working out side that day in below zero temps I kept thinking "Damn I could be getting drunk rather than workin, what a dumb ass." Hope the day went well. Happy B Day Todd.
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