Event Coverage What's XXX-Mas Like In The STL Without Beer, Guns And Porn?

Viewing the "rat preserve" is one of the reasons I go every year. Oh yeah and the beer.

 

What Rockabilly bands will be there?

 

no bands, just a dj. i hope it's the sugarhill gang....

 

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.....

 

Nothin' more fun than an early December Rod 'n Condom show in St. Louis.....

 

the sugarhill gang totally ripped these guys off...

 

Steve that kind of shit happens at my place every weekend.....

I didn't know that Doug Henning also played keyboards in addition to his magic act in the 70's....he stole all of my groovy dance moves though.

 

i think that's freddy mercury's (even gayer) brother...

 

Open for anybody? I might make the drive over from Columbia, MO! I might bring my Wife for swappin!

 

Hoping to be there with Fanspete and a couple of other guys from White Hall. We'll bring some HAMB trinkets and something from the private stash to reload the horse tank.

 

I gotta ask my mom if im allowed to go

 

Thats it! i'm getting some female indian back-up dancers!

 

yes, it's pretty much an open house/car show/sausagefest...

 

Caucasian Injuns are sooooooo hot!

 

Thats some funny shit right there.

 

I wonder why I can't see this video????

 

WHY ? It didn't keep that guy from looking ghay !

I could have maybe found a band to play if you wanted, I know a few rockabilly/phsyobilly bands in the area as well as a DJ or two who spin the good stuff ,

I am not bring my car, every time I do I break something so I'm taking a cab this time ; p

 

Bring her along. But warn her of the swappin part first. So she isnt freaked out.

 

SHIT!! Hey KNGSZE, this is the same night as Hatebreed and Cannibal Corpse. DOH!

 

OK, I need some clarification on this swapping deal. If I bring the wife, do I have to swap her for another old lady or can I unload her for ............ let's say a good dog, .... or a cold beer?

I mean, if I gotta bring another woman home with me it ain't hardly worth the effort of stuffing her in the trunk! You know, all that clangin and bangin all the way down there, and not knowing for sure if it's her or something serious like a bad u-joint or a broken exhaust hanger.

 

hey, the swaps are temporary, you gotta take yours back eventually!

 

the room spinning....from all the gayness...

 

Damn, I'm going there this weekend...

 

Less than a week ladies and gentleman. Come one come all.


See all the attractions and all the distractions

Be shure to bring extra change and single bills to give to the street folks at stop light for washin your windshield.

Just remember "swaps" are optional. If your better half doesnt want to participate. She must be wearing one of those weird lookin Christmas sweaters that your crazy aunt Mary wears every Christmas. And she wont be approached with the key bowl.
KING

 

mar your collander?

don't make me get a collander .....i drain my noodles in the sink thats what that thingie is with the all the holes is for....

sounds like a swap meat i'll miss dammit

 

After getting my own wife back THREE YEARS IN A ROW, I don't think I'll participate this year.

I'm beginning to think the thing is FIXED.

 

News flash !!!!!!

There will be a special hot rod parking section right up front!!!!! Roped off and city police keeping a watchful eye on your precious rod or custom!!!!

Lets see who will bring the coolest ride.

Bill says '' whoever brings the nicest car gets the nicest lookin broad in the swapp!!!! ''

now that folks is a trophy!!!!

 

to bad Bill will somehow win....shit's rigged son.

 

When we left last year it is probably a good thing the cops were not there!!