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Hot rod sayings

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by CPR Customs, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. RichG
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 3,919

    RichG
    Member

    I'm just an accident lookin' for a tree.

    ...or how I put it to my bro' in law when he dropped that crazy ass 350 in his Chevelle:
    "Well, let's go pick out your tree."
     
  2. shemp
    Joined: Dec 16, 2006
    Posts: 512

    shemp
    Alliance Vendor

    That _________ (fill in the blank) is cleaner than Skeeter's Peter.

    Best said loudly at a Street Rod show
     
  3. 69fury
    Joined: Feb 24, 2009
    Posts: 1,452

    69fury
    Member

    If it's got Tits or Tires, it's gonna cause ya problems.

    That guy couldn't drive a greased stick up a goat's ass.

    That car needs a driver mod.
     
  4. skullhat
    Joined: May 30, 2009
    Posts: 892

    skullhat
    Member

    dont force it, i'll get ya a bigger hammer






    skull
     
  5. madpiper
    Joined: May 7, 2009
    Posts: 41

    madpiper
    Member

    the older i get the better i was!

    that's sharper then a needle dick dog.

    couldn't pull a greasy sting out of a roosters ass

    about as handy as shit on a pump handle

    no matter how many times i cut it ...its still too short!!

    Cut - Weld - Drive.

    it don't have to be good ...just good enough.
     
  6. jghelm
    Joined: Jun 18, 2009
    Posts: 19

    jghelm
    Member
    from St. Cloud

    "Always shift in front of girls."
     
  7. pugsley
    Joined: Jul 22, 2006
    Posts: 25

    pugsley
    Member
    from muncie,IN

    My dad always told me; "Boy, you would mess up a sh!t sandwich.":D

    Pugs
     
  8. pdc
    Joined: Nov 25, 2008
    Posts: 354

    pdc
    Member

    If you can't find'em grind'em, they come out in rubber next year.
     
  9. pdc
    Joined: Nov 25, 2008
    Posts: 354

    pdc
    Member

    That car couldn't pull a sick whore off a toilet.
     
  10. H3O
    Joined: Jul 12, 2008
    Posts: 597

    H3O
    Member

    she don't leak, she marks her territory!there's no replacement for displacement.my plaque on my dash,WARNING! This vehicle may blow up and catch on fire for no apparent reason whatsoever!
     
  11. James66g
    Joined: Sep 20, 2006
    Posts: 558

    James66g
    Member

    My Dad used to tell me I could break a rock but i dont think that would make a good t shirt I used to reply to that one thats why I drive a ford.
     
  12. My car's lower than your Grannys tits!
     
  13. James Maxwell
    Joined: May 6, 2006
    Posts: 549

    James Maxwell
    Member
    from So-Cal

    Some seriously lame "sayings" on here, glad they never caught on! ;)
     
  14. r8odecay
    Joined: Nov 8, 2006
    Posts: 787

    r8odecay
    Member

    It's not my best work..., but It's PERFECT.
     
  15. nico32
    Joined: Oct 30, 2008
    Posts: 716

    nico32
    Member
    from fdl, wi

    Keep it between the mustard and the mayonnaise.

    And when my great Aunt Bertha would be driving and the light would turn yellow, my great uncle Joe would shout, "gun'er Bert!"
     
  16. boldventure
    Joined: Mar 7, 2008
    Posts: 1,766

    boldventure
    Member

    Speed costs son; how fast 'ya wanna spend?
     
  17. James Maxwell
    Joined: May 6, 2006
    Posts: 549

    James Maxwell
    Member
    from So-Cal

    Speed costs money, how fast ya wanna go?
     
  18. thepoz57
    Joined: May 5, 2008
    Posts: 194

    thepoz57
    Member

    Putty is your buddy.

    (Bondo bucket)
     
  19. Mark H
    Joined: May 18, 2009
    Posts: 1,461

    Mark H
    Member
    from Scotland

    Heard this years ago,can't remember where;
    'Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forrest fire'.
     
  20. rev_mikey13
    Joined: Apr 22, 2009
    Posts: 19

    rev_mikey13
    Member

    How bout " She's not to bad for a girl, but I prefer hopped up engines"
     
  21. Chance it
    Joined: Mar 26, 2009
    Posts: 89

    Chance it
    Member

     
  22. Ya- It's fast alright....and if my aunt had balls,she'de be my uncle..:eek:
     
  23. Chieftec160
    Joined: Oct 10, 2008
    Posts: 78

    Chieftec160
    Member

    Bags are for groceries...
     
  24. I think this has been a tee but I still like it.

    Chrome Plated Heart, Kandy Apple Blood
     

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  25. Adriatic Machine
    Joined: Jan 26, 2008
    Posts: 509

    Adriatic Machine
    Member

    Our lady of blessed acceleration don't fail me now!!!
     
  26. MEMPHIS RAT
    Joined: Feb 14, 2009
    Posts: 289

    MEMPHIS RAT
    BANNED

    "The best Taco's for your Hot Rod".. hint hint...
     
  27. hotrodjim
    Joined: Jul 12, 2006
    Posts: 208

    hotrodjim
    Member

    How about:
    Neater than Skeeters peter
    Torque by tounge
     
  28. 30dodge
    Joined: Jan 3, 2007
    Posts: 498

    30dodge
    Member
    from Pahrump nv

    Yes "HEMI" is a four letter word and you will never see me with a "bow tie"
     
  29. bbtom30
    Joined: Jan 10, 2007
    Posts: 155

    bbtom30
    Member
    from so. cal

    There's an ass for every saddle.
     
  30. A Boner
    Joined: Dec 25, 2004
    Posts: 7,419

    A Boner
    Member

    Unless you get a couple hangers, you will never know if you got enough paint on it.
     

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