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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by James Maxwell, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. belair
    Joined: Jul 10, 2006
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    fail to plan, plan to fail-thank you, sargent Daddy.
     
  2. Bruce Lancaster
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    "Hot the rod, spoil the child!" Pogo, 1952.
     
  3. gunk
    Joined: May 17, 2008
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    from phoenix

    ".....no pass me the left handed, three quart socket"
     
  4. bear39
    Joined: Aug 5, 2008
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    If you let the smoke out of the wire you can not get it back in
     
  5. autobodyed
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    from shelton ct

    use this (pointing to head) before you use these (showing hands).
     
  6. Abomination
    Joined: Oct 5, 2006
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    If'n ya lick it and it shocks ya, it's the hot wire.

    ~Jason
     
  7. T-Bone
    Joined: Mar 17, 2001
    Posts: 359

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    Learn how to communicate like an educated, intelligent person. If you speak like an idiot or write like an idiot, people will assume that you are an idiot.
     
  8. Crankhole
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    Do as I say...not as I do.
     
  9. bobjob55
    Joined: May 23, 2009
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    .....you have to be smarter than the thing your working on......
    .....if it's free,,,you want it......
    ......hell don't ask me,,ask my friend "jack Daniels"....
    ....when you assume,,, you make a ASS out of YOU and ME....
     
  10. Two jackstands good, two bumper jacks bad. Don't ask how I learned that one.

    And the very best advice I can give anyone young or not is something that my Grand Dad stuck in my carburetor "THIMK" (sic)
     
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2009
  11. When I was able to start helping my dad do things I must have been about 6 years old. He would always say "Now Let's Not Go Off In Our Hand Now" while doing a project !! Not until much later in life did I realize he was trying to teach me to take time and do the job right !! >>>>.
     
  12. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
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    "When you don't have time to do it right you'll, you'll ALWAYS find time to do it over."

    Frank
     
  13. "Know when to put a sock in it or on it!";seems like sound advice.
     
  14. gary terhaar
    Joined: Jul 23, 2007
    Posts: 656

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    from oakdale ny

    I have a sign over my workbench that a old sign painter made for me,It says...THIMK.
    When i do something wrong or its not going as planned i just look up and take one step back.
     
  15. Jesus saves.........Moses invests......
     
  16. Modeler Teysik
    Joined: Apr 7, 2009
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    My dad did that to me! It made my whole arm numb
     
  17. AnimalAin
    Joined: Jul 20, 2002
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    "If you aren't having fun, you're not doing it right."

    "All events that generate great stories and long-lasting bragging rights suck while they are happening."
     
  18. Zookeeper
    Joined: Aug 30, 2006
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    THIMK? Might want to look at that sign again...
     
  19. Wow.
     

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