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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Roothawg, Sep 28, 2004.

  1. jalopy43
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    I have broke the code to gain two -way access on the monitor screens. I CAN see strangers doing it from where I sit. The stranger, the better. [​IMG] [​IMG]Sparky
     
  2. CURIOUS RASH
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I have broke the code to gain two -way access on the monitor screens. I CAN see strangers doing it from where I sit. The stranger, the better. [​IMG] [​IMG]Sparky

    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">EWWWWWWW!

    Good thing they haven't perfected "Smell-O-Vision" yet! </font>
     
  3. Nads
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    I don't know what the Golden Submarine was/is, but I do know that The Rutles recorded a song called Yellow Submarine Sandwich. I love The Rutles.

    Has anyone ever seen the line of dried fruits, nuts and confectionary called Golden Stream?

    I thought that was an odd name.
     
  4. I think that statement actually proves that you have a little retard in you...

    "Do you have a little retard in you? Would you like some?"
    Someone had to say it.

    The Golden Submarine was a pre-war lakes streamliner, run by a guy named Miller(not me), I think. Whada I win?
     
  5. RF
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    All right, retarded it is. I keep printing out the ring tones from the Internet, but can't figure out how to get them into my phone...

    Homer, you are pretty much correct. Golden Sub was one of the most beautiful creations by Harry A. Miller. He built it in 1915 for Barney Oldfield.
     
  6. The HAMB always gets a little strange around a full moon.
    Sometime stranger than others.

    Usually it's just annoying newbies trying to show how tough they are.
    Or some mindless arguement about some shit that doesn't matter.

    If it gets wierd enough,long enough,it's usually followed by Tech Week.


    There really IS order in chaos.
    The trick is you have to be back far enough to be able to see it.[​IMG]
     
  7. Nads
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    Hey Rob, is that the same Barney Oldfield who recorded Tubular Bells?
     
  8. RF
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    I can't type when I laugh. I don't think those are the same Barneys, though...

    Am I correct to ASSume that you collect vinyl?
     
  9. CURIOUS RASH
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    <font color="green">Maybe it is a Bizzaro thing.

    Like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry went somewhere and went out with this group of people who were all friends.

    Each one of them had a personality like one of his friends and you could tell who was supposed to be who.

    I have noticed the same thing in my travels, hooking up with HAMBers.

    Of course, we don't have a NADS in our group but our drug supply is limited to things that kill here.

    So, maybe lately what you're noticing is that your regular HAMB friends are busy, tired of the stupid shit on here, and just not posting much.

    So, in their absence, there are these OTHERS who ARE posting things that are similar enough to be comforting but different enough to be annoying at the same time?

    That being said,

    I like cheese. </font>
     
  10. Nads
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    Yes I do collect vinyl Rob.
    I have thousands of records, ranging from the unlistenable to the barely listenable.
    I like to lay on the ground and listen to Ommadawn on headphones and pretend I have eight ears.

    Have you ever heard Black Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Coon"? It's hard to find, I'll burn you a copy if you like, it's experimental reggae in Quadrplegic, er I meant Quadrophonic.
     
  11. stealthcruiser
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    hey Nads,
    that was mike oilfield.
     
  12. RF
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    They headlined the '60s peace rallys in Watts and Mississippi, right? Real popular in the Southern states if I remember correctly.
     
  13. Roothawg
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    and to think if I would have posted a question about a hotrod it would be on page 3........

    I like chesse as well.
     
  14. traveling boot ho
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Yes I do collect vinyl Rob.


    [/ QUOTE ]
    i do too nads,,,,

    love,,
    miss ho
     
  15. Cword
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    [ QUOTE ]
    It's what made Jesus be able to walk on water....the meniscus.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Then it's pretty thick around here...

    HAMBer drives on water
    [​IMG]
    HAMBer drives on water
    [​IMG]
     
  16. By the way, which ones 'Black'?
     
  17. metalshapes
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    [ QUOTE ]
    mike oilfield.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    LOL!! [​IMG]
     
  18. SnoDawg
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    You wouldnt have a copy of David Allen Coe's Uncensored album would you? anybody have a extra copy they want to sell??
     
  19. Nads
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    I don't have any David Allan Coe, but I do have "God Save The Queen" by The Black Arabs.
     
  20. Flat Ernie
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    [ QUOTE ]
    but I do have "God Save The Queen"

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Does it start out: "My country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.."

    Sorry. Had to do it.

    Taxi!

    [​IMG]
     
  21. JimC
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    So, Roothawg, My lil friend, you are learning what to post? [​IMG]
     
  22. Nads
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    Not actually Flat Ernie, it goes like this, "God save the Queen, her fascist regime, she made you a moron, a potential H bomb."
     
  23. Hot Rod To Hell
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    Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?
     
  24. I thought things moved pretty quick when I came on board.
    Now we have more new folks on a daily basis than I can keep up with. Doesn't seem like they stay around though. Kinda like MR Natural, "Just Passin' Through"
    And you're absolutely right, lotsa real odd stuff happinin faster than that. I think we're going into an ice age or somethin'. Definately some cosmic forces at work.
     
  25. fab32
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    Can anyone tell me if there is a way to retrieve the 10 minutes I used reading this thread? If not, that's OK, I was just wondering. Root is right, about asking a Hot Rod related question, they just don't have any stamina these days.

    Frank
     
  26. Nads
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    fab32, don't think of it as time lost, think of it as time not spent doing something else.

    I hear there's some good reading on cereal boxes these days.

    What the fuck is riboflavin?
     
  27. traveling boot ho
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    oh you ment the OTHER vinyl,,,
    sorry to interrupt,,,

    love,,
    miss ho
     
  28. slammed
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    Lot's of Chem-Trail's the last 2 week's. Fallout out from the year's of Anti-Depreesent's: Prozac, ect. Plus in our state the number of Meth lab's busted has risen nearly 150% in just the last 2 yrs. Season's change and Fall is here.....All Hallow's Eve is fast approaching....
     
  29. Nads
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    Sorry to disappoint you Miss, the last time I collected THAT kind of vinyl my unit was was more overheated than Three Mile Island.
     
  30. Nads
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    I meant to say Three Inch Island.
     

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