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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Germ, Sep 9, 2004.

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  1. Germ, send me back that Avengers EP before you snuff it. I wouldn't want some non-ruler to add it to their collection. "For those of you who always laugh, let this be your epitaph" Death may be your Santa Claus
     
  2. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    from Hypocrisy

    It's Marc Bolan, not Bolin, you dumb fuckers.
     
  3. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
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    from colorado

    can i be next to post how i SO understand Germ?

    this is funny shit. quit fucking worrying about "Germ" and go fucking build something. even if it IS a lame assed VW.
     
  4. I bet you all didn't know that Chevy's first V-8 was actually 288 cubic inches and made in 1917(or there about)...only reason for non survival was bad oiling... lasted 2 years...yupp...amazing...
     
  5. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,500

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    It's Marc Bolan, not Bolin, you dumb fuckers.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I have no idea who that is no matter how he spells his name.
     
  6. Gas_Tires_Oil
    Joined: Feb 27, 2003
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    ...................[​IMG]
     
  7. Deuce Rails
    Joined: Feb 1, 2002
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    Why?
    Why oh why?
    Why, why, WHY?

    Why did Ryan label Germ a "Drama Queen"?

    Why?

    Why did Petejoe post that nipple?

    Why did Missing Link make this post too wide to fit my monitor?

    Why?

    Why, oh why, did a message board devoted to traditional hot rods and customs become the setting for Sylvia Plath's "The Bell Jar"?

    And why weren't the lyrics to M*A*S*H's theme song sung on TV?

    Why?

    Why? A badly chopped VW?

    WHY?
     
  8. Why is this waaaaaaaaay o/t thread at 95 replies?

    I'll let you guys get back to your soap opera...I have to go paint something or screw up something on my jalopy or Freak-conoline.
     
  9. timebandit
    Joined: Feb 13, 2003
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    from Norway

    Hear me bro.
    Sell some of your shit. Take a year off. Jump on a plane and head for a different continent. Go hoboing and learn that the world is not always as you think it is. Go now and let the spirits be with you.
     
  10. If were so fucking stupid down here, why is it we are the only ones who have this figgered out?
     
  11. I never have chopped a VW. I did run over one with a tank once. Come to think of it, from that point forword, my life had meaning.
     
  12. Germ only you could post some crazy ass, off the wall shit and get a 3 pager!! I was Startin to worry there for a while it was too damn quiet around here..
     
  13. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    --Grease for Peace--

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Fucking hippy, and what's with the "I wanna be like Germ" typing?
     
  14. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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    You get the fuckin' prize,I've had one close associate drink himself literally to death,one drink himself into a situation where two other fucks shot him to death and got by with it,a close freind who turned into Otis when he got juiced and took one in the brain pan and got thrown in a ditch with 2" of water to drown in, and my closest freind shot himself in the head over a woman in 78 and lived to tell the tale and to end it all shot himself a 2nd. time,in the roof of the mouth with a 38 over a woman with no warning at all 17 years later and got it right. Fuck you you squirrely ass poet and get 'er done or Shut The Fuck Up.Don't fuckin' tease everyone with your lip (or typing) service as it were, and expect sympathy or what the fuck ever over your personal tales of woe.Who the fuck cares, tomorrow someone else will come along and take your place,and spew a few bits of prose, all in the name of angst,and there you'll be, done...,under 8square yards lookin' at the world from the opposite side and wonderin' where in the fuck it all went wrong. I don't mean to seem calouse but we've all got our crosses to bear and our skeletons in the closet,if you've lost it you'll find it, if you live,(long) enough and give it time to come around.Hell, after all what have you really got to lose other than takin' a little longer to get to there from here?Nearly everyone has to say if I only knew then what I know now,Yada Yada Yada.So BTTM. [​IMG]/ [​IMG]/ [​IMG]
     
  15. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    why dont you write me a SPRINGSTEEN SONG, faggot?

    People die for whatever reasons, You'll learn that someday when you have DEMONS because you were the CAUSE of someone ELSES death.....

    That beats the "MY BEST FRIEND committed SUICIDE"...GIMMICK

    and the rest of you SEEM to make IT such an ISSUE..

    I think I'm VERY POPULAR...
    Did it ever OCCUR to you that YOU CARRIED the POST...

    The MOVIE we are working on ENDS in SUICIDE....
    Maybe we can INCLUDE your RAT RODS or something..

    POETRY went flying out the window to meet in the fester of GERMAN SEMEN , I went SPLAT, but was still TASTED at almost 2500 VEIWS......

    anyone have any late 60's GRANDMA cars for sale,,,?
    I heard MIKE NESS was coming to town, and my FALCON broke down...........?????

    My PROSE is ONE of a KIND,
    It starts TRENDS
     
  16. Dirty2
    Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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  17. Aint this some trippy ass shit!! Seems not long ago you were all over my ass,talkin all that shit..and joking at my misfortunes!!! I can go on and on man!!
    Fuck that though...and FUCK YOU if you kill yourself too!! Oh Your going to give your shit away?!! Well Fuck!!At least you have that luxury!! All my years of collecting shit were taken from me, probably for a few stabs in a junkies arm!!!!!!!! I might have threatened to kick your ass before,,but i think this time I need to!! [​IMG] someone does to wake you the hell up!! you know you got talents,you know you have a purpose...We ALL have our moments that try us and test us to the very point...Only the strong motherfuckers make it! Are you a strong motherfucker? [​IMG]
     
  18. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
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    like i said ,post your ebay site so we can see
    what you got for sale,that is the end we get [​IMG]

    i see the roller in your dream movie, painted SOYLENT GREEN,
    WITH LACE,

    BAGGED,
    RUNNING ON ETHER,


    now back to our regular sheduled intervention ,



    keep it traditional
     
  19. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    I think this is funny.
    I'm just glad someone gets whats being created..

    do you HOMOS even look at the CHICK before you HUMP her?

    Its a MOVIE....
     
  20. Well Fuck then Germ just say it's Movie!! Dont Fuckin manipulate people! Not everyone is Germicated! I don't know what the hell you are talking about half the time and neither do most! I was hoping you werent a big ass pussy!! What Fuckin Movie?!!
     
  21. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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    What the fuck is this we shit Fag, You got a mouse in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.You think you got a monopoly on misery you fuck? Do you think not seein' it comin' is any better than helpin' make it so? Fuck you in your pusillanimous little ass! Like I said BEFORE,WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR! Suck it up and tough it out,or spare the rest of us the BULLSHIT!
     
  22. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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    P.Motherfuckin'S. what the fuck is up with this GERM shit anyway? Is that the best you got?
     
  23. I'm fuckin confused now!!! [​IMG] who cares anymore...later.......
     
  24. Gas_Tires_Oil
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  25. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    What the fuck is this we shit Fag, You got a mouse in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.You think you got a monopoly on misery you fuck? Do you think not seein' it comin' is any better than helpin' make it so? Fuck you in your pusillanimous little ass! Like I said BEFORE,WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR! Suck it up and tough it out,or spare the rest of us the BULLSHIT!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Oh wow you sound QUITE articulate and REALLY scary..

    You have me all wrong.
    But thats ok,
    Your a CONSUMER
     
  26. Yo Baby
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    I do have to admit,however,that I find your tag line is pretty cool.
     
  27. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
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    Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.


    I admit I scanned it once, searching for some movie
    plots... but found only a pack of wild lies.

    They never got me for the right offense.



    Never give a sucker an even break.

    Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

    It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.


    A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

    Never mind what I told you
    you do as I tell you.



     
  28. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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    Well then,make me understand.This is your big chance to be the Hero! [​IMG] The Grand Continuation will have to wait until after my youngest daughter's Birthday Party. [​IMG]
     
  29. general gow
    Joined: Feb 5, 2003
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    Consumerism is gay.

    This place sucks.

    Even GERM is selling something.
     
  30. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
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    from mankato mn

    [ QUOTE ]
    Consumerism is gay.

    This place sucks.

    Even GERM is selling something.


    [/ QUOTE ]
    As soon as you're born they make you feel small
    By giving you no time instead of it all
    Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be

    They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
    They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
    Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be

    When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
    Then they expect you to pick a career
    When you can't really function you're so full of fear
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be

    Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
    And you think you're so clever and classless and free
    But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be

    There's room at the top they are telling you still
    But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
    If you want to be like the folks on the hill
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be

    If you want to be a hero well just follow me
    If you want to be a hero well just follow me
     
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