What is Marvel Mystery Oil?

i think it is vegetable oil with red coloring

 

You gave too much of the mystery away Now where is this thread going to go??

 

Greasy chev you got it mixed up with Lucas oil.

Joe Dirt(Best movie ever) + Mary Anne(Irrefutably hotter then Ginger) = MMO(best shit ever & tastes better then Mary Anne, especially with all those showerless days on that island) far stretch from your HMO, not to be confused with a homo. That would make prastate exams extremely uncomfortable.

 

It's a mystery. We're not supposed to know.

 

I don't know whats in it, but I bet most of us have a bottle of it somewhere around the shop.

 

It's a secret patented formula that increases performance and the size of the engine while at the same time attacks the gunk in the tank and makes all things run smooth. Oh, wait that sounds like Extenze. But no, its not that shit, only better.

 

It has a light, fluffy, creamy, whipped nougat center surrounded by a deep-fried, crispy, thin, thin, thin 16mm shell.

And shredded coconut.

 

Eye of newt, wing of bat, and cougar cum. thats why it tastes like chicken.

 

No photo shop there. I have drank from that same glass and the one in the glass is the one you take home. The one behind the glass is the one you wake up with in the morning. THEN you need MMO.

 

i know the secret...but.....i'm not telling.....unless....the goverment...bales me out...d32

 

its blood of 10 thousand mechanics....I thought everyone knew that!

 

Road Runner.......you are such a fuckin detective!!!!!!

 

I rub down the Peckerhead coops body with it ! Everybody wants to know what it is , I say its some mysterious stuff !

 

i just put it in the gas tank of my 36 ford pickup, a friend told me its like cough serup for old flatheads.

 

Wow Doug.............that's pretty disturbing on so many levels........

 

Its the best thing ever and works good if you cant find your pomade too

 

" I don't care who you are...that right there is funny."

 

Thats my favorite variety of MMO. Not many people no this, but it is a secret ingredient in Keystone Light. You gotta love anything that can make a chick lose 100 pounds in a twelve pack. Okay, a six pack!

 

http://www.marvelmysteryoil.com/video/marvel_video.html

 

Really, only Marvel knows what's in it's mystery oil...

 

Now that the Mystery is solved, what's 3 in 1 ?

 

Something kinky?

 

Good looking on the MSDS sheet! Sometimes the goverment does good things.

 

I used it on my slot cars when I was a kid.Good stuff.Still a mystery to me why it made my slot cars faster.

 

BUMP wow this is really funny and it’s still a mystery as far as I’m concerned

 

koolaid in a bottle w a hint of mint

 

A mystery

 

In high school my auto shop teacher was also the bus mechanic. We took auto shop at the bus barn and consequently did a huge portion of the maintenance on all the buss and school vehicles. I think he bought it in the 55 gallon drums, always swore buy it. As did my welding and machine shop teacher, who was also the airplane mechanic at 2 airports in our area, who I also worked for in the summer.
I have a oiler like in the photos above, I'll be installing it in my 56.

 

14 year old Thread and worth every read. Personally I’ve used on occasions in the past but not lately. I believe it probably did a lot more good when it first came out as motor/engine oils then definitely didn’t have the same formula as they do today. As for adding it prior to an oil change, ATF type A or F was used for helping keep an engine clean and was a lot cheaper to use.