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how do you weld rear differential gears?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by decker, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. Cad La Dave
    Joined: Apr 15, 2008
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    from CA

    The easiest would be to take the cover off and spray the spider gears down with solvent and mig em up.... AKA a poor mans locker.
     
  2. silversink
    Joined: May 3, 2008
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    Ya weld them up and don't turn any sharp corners. We did that to circle track racers but in the corners the rear-end was broke loose so we didn't have an issue with the lock up. Just remember you cant undo a screw-up.:( thats funny I dont care who you are.
     
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2009
  3. srdart67
    Joined: Feb 3, 2008
    Posts: 357

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    from Sharon, Wi

    oh man i laughed my ass off with this one it might even have topped the port and polish with the black blast through the intake.
     

  4. dirybyrd
    Joined: Feb 7, 2009
    Posts: 88

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    you can kiss that rear diff goodbye if you weld the spider gears together.......just buy a locker and do it the right way.......then you will be done with it..
     
  5. Cad La Dave
    Joined: Apr 15, 2008
    Posts: 225

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    from CA

    I didn't click the link, the retard welded his pinion to his ring. Must have been a joke or high on speed. One or the other.
     
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    This is the pic from that pirate 4x4 link above. HAHAHA priceless!!

    Anybody bother to look at it???


    Burnt his clutch and twisted his driveline like a pretzel
     
  7. MBog
    Joined: May 2, 2006
    Posts: 556

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    That's priceless lmao
     
  8. Thanks Decker ! That thread is hillarious. I needed a good laugh!
     
  9. duste01
    Joined: Nov 5, 2006
    Posts: 1,212

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    Man, I thought it was a joke! The guy that posted that was on his very first post, and was dead serious about wanting to know why it didnt work. That is so funny and soo sad..... I want to see the pretzel too!
     
  10. kenagain
    Joined: Dec 15, 2005
    Posts: 820

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    from so cal

    the correct answer is to package that welder up and return it your to stupid to use it buy one for welding plastic bumpers instead A lot easier on parts
     
  11. bruce hylton
    Joined: Dec 12, 2008
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    This is incredible.
     
  12. SteadyT
    Joined: Sep 11, 2007
    Posts: 482

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    He's serious too! This is beautiful.
     
  13. i about fell off my chair laughing when i opened it... figured you folks might enjoy it as well

    (a buddy of mine that's into rock crawlers forwarded it to me suggesting i do the same thing to my "A")
     
  14. It's a joke, kids, it's not even in the carrier. It's on about seven different forums right now in slightly different versions. :D
     
  15. phukinartie
    Joined: Oct 8, 2008
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    Whats so funny ?
     
  16. That's freakin' hilarious...!!!! :D:D:D

    Weld the ring and pinion gears together... you go boi...

    I gotta go change my drawers now... I seem to have shit myself laughing.




    JOE:cool:
     
  17. Retro Jim
    Joined: May 27, 2007
    Posts: 3,854

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    decker , that has to be the best one I have ever seen ! I can't believe anyone is that damn stupid to go and weld up a ring & pinion to get a posi ! :eek:
    Who the hell ever sold him that welder should be shot for letting this dumb ass use it . I really like his user name ! That was his ONLY question he posted ! Wonder why ?
    It just shows that some people really think they know what they are doing ! Scares me to death !!
     
  18. Lee Martin
    Joined: Jun 17, 2005
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    Maybe he got confused and thought the ring and pinion was the spider assembly....then again, maybe he's just an idiot.

    -Lee
    Atomic Radio
    www.atomicpinup.com
     
  19. yule16met
    Joined: Dec 30, 2007
    Posts: 625

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    Ive been a rock crawler for years, And if theres one forum that will make you cry its pirate4x4. Those guys can chew you a new A-hole!!! I bet this was just a joke from one of the members.
     
  20. Soviet
    Joined: Sep 4, 2005
    Posts: 729

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    It was. It's all in the thread. Funny shit.
     
  21. If you look at the link there is a pic of it in the carrier a few posts down.
     
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    OH YEA ?

    Its there, have another look, its worth it.
    Funny stuff in there!
    I hope it is a joke, but it sure as shit is in the carrier
     
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2009
  23. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 3,763

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    for god's sake people, read the links before you comment!

    i'm gonna start a thread about the russians invading colorado and how me and patrick swayze kick their asses right back to moscow...


    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/

    anybody have tips on improvised weapons and guerilla warfare?

    WOLVERINES!!!
     
  24. True, I didn't see that particular picture....because as I said I've seen versions of it on several different forums...and didn't feel like flipping through the whole thing all over again...but yes, it was a joke...the ring & pinion gears were damaged & failing...the guy decided to have a little fun with the Internet before replacing them.

    I bow to your superior powers of observation. :rolleyes:
     
  25. 8flat
    Joined: Apr 2, 2006
    Posts: 1,392

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    Unfortunately, there is no dumb-ass vaccine...
     
  26. you do of course realize there's a little camera and a microphone in your digital converter box for your television don't you? :eek:



    life's a dam'n conspiracy :D
     
  27. Shaggy
    Joined: Mar 6, 2003
    Posts: 5,207

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    from Sultan, WA

  28. 8flat
    Joined: Apr 2, 2006
    Posts: 1,392

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    That is one of the funniest damn pranks to hit the Internet in a long long time. The guy that made the video (and installed the cam in that DTV box) told an interviewer that he just wanted to freak out the conspiracy theorists....but never imagined it would get the tin-foil-hat guys so freaked out...hahahahaha
     
  29. Retro Jim
    Joined: May 27, 2007
    Posts: 3,854

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    Now we all know how smart you really are ! :rolleyes:
     

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