What did you get your wife for X-mas?

I got her a used treadmill...she doesn't like my hotrod......she buys her own cars.....

 

I got my wife a English wheel for Christmas and she thought it was cute until she mash the sh## out of her finger. Probably will not get to stuff the stocking this year!

 

some cash and gift cards to her favorite stores, after 22 years of marriage, we really don't exchange gifts anymore, there's nothing i can buy her that she does'nt already have! we just buy for the kids.

 

Were getting each other a 16x20 bedroom addtion to our house.

And a baby boy to Boot!

 

A 1965 Mustang
she has been wanting something cool to drive
and she lets me have my toys ​

 

Some of you guys are dead if your wives ever log on.

 

Pete-How do keep the embarassing orange stains off the clothes, sheets and body parts?

Bill-I tried the vacum cleaner deal a couple of years ago. Woke up it traction. In retrospect I was glad I did not go with the cannister style with extralong hose.

This year I may have topped them all! Just what she was looking for.
35/36 Ford pickup. It might need a little tinkering but it should be a blast to drive ... um...for now she can sit on a milk crate and make engine noises (its what I do)

 

I got her a digital picture frame key chain, this thing is really cool. It holds up to 99 digital pictures, has a clock and calender. Only $29 bucks. About a 1.5" frame.

 

Oh dang, forgot about her. Guess I have some shopping to do. I did find some nice original '29 roadster cowl posts that I've been looking for forever, though . . .

 

Christmas has come early for her. SO far she has received a APHA Paint Filly. A Harley Deluxe. A set of bags for the HD deluxe, A new set of boots riding the bike and the horse. A nice ring she eyed at a Pamona Car show.
SO she has been hooked up very well.
All she really wanted she says was a hot plate to fix me flapjacks...can't deny her that. The girl can cook!
She will have a few gifts under the tree ...wine glasses (that I always break ) and a pizza cutter that I also broke.
She is also spoiled.

 

You have a single brother that's a hot rodder by chance.

 

As a matter fact i just might.
He tells me she doesn't have any interest in his projects.
I said get rid of her and my wife said the same....

 

no preasants this year! no money, but its still chrismas !! I get to see my family!!

 

Send me photos of his projects and garage and we'll talk.

 

I haven't even started shopping yet. I can't come up with any good ideas.

I mean...what do you get for the lying, cheating whore that already has everything?

and UPS said they couldn't deliver "a boot in the ass and a poke in the eye"

 

got her chrome wire wheels for her 58 Hawk, a mp3 player that looks like a new mustang(for her 04 stang), and a Christmas card signed by her fav NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson.......

 

A date with my chronically depressed, car-hatin', jealous, fiscally irresponsible ex-husband?

 

As the old joke goes... I got my wife some slippers and a vibrator, if she dosent like her slippers, she can go f#*k herself.

In all reality, I am single, more stuff for me.

 

It was easy this year, she led me through the mall to a store and picked up a couple of things and set them on the counter and told the clerk "He'll pay for them now". Shopping done just like that. Don't even ask what I bought her though. I think it was a tennis bracelet and some kind of jacket.
But I don't think I'll be getting the Milwakee cordless sawzall from Costco that I had my eye on.

 

She gets whatever she puts on her Christmas wish list. It's always reasonable stuff and she always gets it.

 

ah true love.

 

Mine said" Don't get me anything and I won"t get you anything" I know this is gonna backfire on me! I'm sure one of her friends will ask her what i got her, she will say nothing I will be the bad guy. Oh well!

 

Yep..don't fall for that crap. Mine said the same thing.
If in fact she doesn't get you anything...You can use this in the future. IF you know what I mean. :wink:
I am already reaping the benifits.

 

Wife wanted a Roadster so I did what any good husband would do....I found a roadster project. Solid 29 Roadster that was a 50's custom with a lot of nice lead work.

 

The book Skinny Bitch!!!!

 

Mine got a new bandsaw. couldn't find her a rototiller.

 

Made my g/f a purse for her biggest gift.Plus alot of little shit here and there.

Made from:
2 Baby Moon Center Caps
1 1923 Missouri License Plate
1 1945 Missouri License Plate
1 1960's GM Seat Belt
4 Dice (Stolen From Yahtzee)
2 Hingles
6 #6 Screws
1 Pull Latch
1 Choke Knob
1 Throttle Knob
3 Foot of Velco (Hold Down Interior)
Dozen And A Half Pop Rivits
And Some White Wal-Mart Special Pleather

 

A '61 T-bird

 

Tickets to the Outback Bowl (Hawkeyes are playing somebody... she's from CR) and a bunch of little stuff. Peridot and diamond earrings

I get plates and insurance...

 

Just got it done this afternoon. I think Chad did a great job on it, and I think she'll love the extra attention to detail on a gift she's been wanting for well over a year! Here it is: