Hot Rods CONTEST: I'm Going To WRITE a Couple of BOOKS.....NEED a TITLE!

Maybe you should just call it "Clean Title For '32 Ford Coupe" ... I've had guys wanting to buy the paperwork off $4000 cars, for crying out loud, you should be able to sell the same people a $20, $30, $40 whatever book easy enough.

 

rat rodz: the creamy, dreamy combination of fung shue and shabby chique

 

How 'bout "Life's a Bitch and Then You Die" doesn't sound a lot like hot rods but the 'Ol Man was about as trad as it comes and he said that alot.

OK all kidding aside try this in for size:

"If Henry Only Knew"

 

I was going to suggest "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is". Then you changed your avatar and screwed that all up.

 

Damn Kirk...your ship is takin' on serious water on this one!!!!

"May cause pages to stick together", just about knocked me off my chair laughing!!!!

 

"Going nowhere fast" as it was it is today

 

All right, some great titles and funny stuff here, but . . . lets see the first few pages or at least an outline so's we can stick to the subject.

I would't want you to stray from your original idea and write a book simply to fit a title.
Besides, publishers change the title most times anyway.

 

Im writing a book for Women..HOW TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE..Chapter One ..You ain't gotta like it ..Just Suck It..Need help with Chapter Two

 

Rust, Blood and Ducktails

 

I would buy a book of Mazooma's posts! Always the funniest stuff I've seen on this site. LOL

 

Hot rods
The Pioneer spirit Continues
( forgive them, they know not what they started )

That's a single title, did not index as I typed it!

 

Conformity Is Overated
A Hotrod History

Rocket

 

Did I win yet? I suppose the check is in the mail.
Thanks,
Dick

 

steel wheels of history,
jalopies in time,
a tradition of speed,
oil, grease and gears,
hammered, honed and honored,
memories in metal,

 

the fine art of strip downs, jalopies, jitneys, and gob jobs.

 

Dude said gob jobs......

 

Hot rodding
the way it wuz

 

"when it wasnt traditional"


"where should i toss these fenders?"


"kulture starts with a c"


"man this thing will be so much faster in 1955"


"any color you want as long as it's in black & white"

 

I use to court my old lady in a car JUST LIKE THIS !

Where DUCKTAILS came from

flat black may get the NAACP after you [?]

 

How about 1 of 2, and 2 of 2.

 

The pitcher and the catcher ?

 

Shut up and prove it...

Faster

road hard and put away

speed

my book of car thoughts .2008.. Before they change again!

My grandiose hotrod perspective
kirk jones rods and customs book 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,....

Hippie pants pictures and true stories

a former goodguys realist rods n review

what i like about hotrods in pictures ...and why

tried and true hotrods ...kirks jones photo guide

if this car could talk....

Why hot rods live on...

Hotrods incureable dreams


good luck i'll buy one i do have some uneven table legs

 

Out in the Garage

She said me or the car.

Paradise by the Hood Lite

White Line Fever

Its my Mom's car

 

1. The Snugglers
An Illustrated History from Paso to the Castro

2. Title,I don't need no Stinkin' title!

3. Make the cover a "scratch and sniff"!
Have it smell like Gasoline and Burnt Rubber!

 

May Cause Dangerous
The hot rodding world according to KIRK
So Cal: center of the hot rod world
How to get rich selling your own Gay avatar pics
Decorating and fashion secrets from an industry pro

 

You can cuff your Levis but these guys did it first!

 

Remember when.
The story of a bygone era
when fast cars, and Levis,
were both made in America.

 

Two Fonzies in a Dunebuggy.

 

20 thousand pics of me, and some cars too By: Kirk