Does it mean you're a "Redneck" if..

Who cleans!!!

 

hot dang! i's gotsta git me one 'o them there dohickey's!

 

I did it last weekend, the guy next door thought I was sandblasting in the garage lol!!

 

Engine Pro 5X wrote:

I don't got no Pumpkin launcher . With all of the friggin' pumpkins around here, I guess I gotta get me one. Are they good for returning small dogs, too???

I only clean my garage when company is coming, and only then because I don't want to here their bitching about why all the tools are on the bench and not in the tool box. I've tried to tell them "if you don't like it stay the fuck out of my garage", but they must have a hearing problem cause they always come back.

 

What's the matter with bein' a redneck? I have a ripped screen door and that's my doggy door. None of that fancy store bought shit for me ...