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HAMB safety tip

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Jeem, Oct 26, 2008.

  1. Jeem
    Joined: Sep 12, 2002
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    Don't surf the HAMB and snack on pretzel sticks if pencils are laying around.
     
  2. Von Dago
    Joined: Feb 13, 2007
    Posts: 504

    Von Dago
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    from New Jersey

  3. pic pleez

    now get the leadout


    pencils ! you are old school!


    as per underwriters labratories

    umm me thinks
    pretzel logic
     
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  4. Carla asked if there was alcohol involved?
     

  5. PUMPKINHEAD
    Joined: Dec 16, 2007
    Posts: 438

    PUMPKINHEAD

    did ya bite the metal?
     
  6. At least it wasn't Cheetos...
    "That's downright unsettlin,"- Jayne Cobb
     
  7. Jeem
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    Well, I was eating pretzels after all......
     
  8. jerry
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
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    Break any teeth?

    Thanks so much for the early morning laugh!


    jerry
     
  9. Ranunculous
    Joined: Nov 30, 2007
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    Were they #2 pretzels?
    Never have your watercolor water sitting next to your beer either!
    Yeeeech!
     
  10. SlowandLow63
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
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    from Central NJ

    Pretzels sounds like pencils, I don't blame ya...
     
  11. Jeem
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    ...or your bong next to your State Fair 48 ouncer....uhhh, I'm just saying....
     
  12. Mopar Mama
    Joined: Nov 19, 2007
    Posts: 234

    Mopar Mama
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    from Boise, ID

    I've got friends who chew...The byproduct of such is similar in color to Cola.

    Safety tip duly noted. GREAT laugh! Thank you. :D
     
  13. Were the pencils sharpened?

    And which end did you chew?
     
  14. Dirk35
    Joined: Mar 8, 2001
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    No puke you ever carry out for the rest of your life will hold a T to the amount and force of the puke you do after drinking someone else' spit! EVER!
     
  15. jjsound
    Joined: May 27, 2008
    Posts: 424

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    This is why I LOVE HAMBERS!!! This shit's funny!!!
     
  16. sodbuster
    Joined: Oct 15, 2001
    Posts: 5,039

    sodbuster
    Member
    from Kansas

    If you did break or chip your teeth sorry, but you are giving me job security.......I sorta' work in the dental biz.......Oh yea, and I sorta' chuckled about your mishap.

    Chris

     
  17. NITROFC
    Joined: Apr 17, 2001
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    NITROFC
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  18. that is fucking funny
     
  19. InjectorTim
    Joined: Oct 2, 2003
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    hehehehe
     
  20. Ranunculous
    Joined: Nov 30, 2007
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    Ranunculous
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    Prismacolor pencils? They is expensive to be chewing on?
     
  21. Throttlehead250
    Joined: Aug 29, 2008
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    from Houston TX

    nitrofc hahaha, holly crap thats great.
     

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