Early Christmas Present....

I got home from work today to see 3 packages left on my front steps. It was my Christmas present from my wife (she let me have it now). Cant wait to put it on....

 

That's killer. Does she need a "boyfriend" or an older son to adopt?

 

Brother, you'll need to give Mrs. Claus a visit to the finest bed & breakfast in the area.

Oh, by the way, the name and addresses of one of her sisters would be appreciated.

 

Can she give my wife some lessons in gift giving?

Cool am sure you will put it to good use

 

Merry f***in christmas, thats awesome. I need to talk my girlfriend into something like that.

 

H.P...What a great gift...H

 

Car parts in the living room? Fuckin' A!


BTW- we all hate you now.

 

Wow. You're wife is really in touch with the Christmas spirit! That's a pretty tight gift... so I have to ask: what did you get her?

 

Love is a blower in October.

 

Well, I didnt go shopping yet, but she said she wants an IPOD and a pocketbook. Shes a great girl, and loves my cars.

 

Only thing I find on my front porch are present the dumb ass dog leaves me.

 

WOW ! Good gift .

 

your goner be so disapointed on xmas morn when you have nothin to unwrap,,,,,
nice pressie

 

My wife bought me a Les Paul guitar for my birthday back in Sept. I asked her why she wouldn't buy me something for one of my own personal car projects, and she said 'cause anything I buy won't be right, and and if you want something particular for it, your gonna go buy it anyway.' I guess she's right, I just wanna say Mike, you have trained her well!!!!

 

A blowjob!
You knew someone was gonna say it.

 

you would need to buy her diamonds to top that gift , thats killer

 

That's Great!!

Usually when the woman gives a gift such as that, it means that she expects a new house or something along those lines.

 

Get her a 5 point harness and tell her she gets to ride shotgun first.

 

I knew I liked her for good reason. Killer!