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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 2-TONED, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. 2-TONED
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    i was thinkin that maybe i am gettin a little tired (maybe even bored) but i still like ol painted skinny wheels with tall skinny old bias ply tires & hubcaps, flat colors, mohair, tractor gauges, spray bombed front axles & springs with only 1/2 the grease cleaned off em. etc.... ----------- how about an old red,white & blue, American flag tach, metal flake interiors, cool ol SW turquoise gauges, BiG ol mickeys hangin out, TONS of chrome plating, wicked neck snappin power, no bras, free love, drugs, hot pants, candy panel paint, crushed velvet, .go-go boots, prism stickers .......... ---- entertaining stuff like that!

    i was at a show lookin at a gasser car & later i took a break & was standin by that particular car. i thought it was a KOOOOL machine & i sat & looked at it awhile & thought hmmmmmmmmmm this is really a neat & well built car but seems to be kinda conservative -------

    id like to predict to see more & more of this kind of stuff in the future as its far from boring but still nostalgic.
     
  2. So, are you asking a question? Making a statement? You lost me at "go-go boots"
     
  3. Roothawg
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    Ummmm.........ok.
     
  4. alchemy
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    Oh yea? Well, TEN YEARS AGO I was talking with my bro and Dad and predicted the next big "thing" would be straight axles and metalflake. My prediction came true. :)
     

  5. DocWatson
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    dropped Mr Owesly's finest huh?
     
  6. 49ratfink
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    from California

    waking up and immediately thinking is never a good thing to do.

    here is a perfect example of what could happen.
     
  7. UnIOnViLLEHauNT
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    Sounds like you woke up and smoked a fat joint honestly.
     
  8. Shifty Shifterton
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    Dunno bout these other guys that you lost near the go-go boots, but you had me at drugs and hot pants. The hook was set, that's all there is to say.
     
  9. skyspop
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    So I was thinking,MOm,why dont you get me a pepsi,and she was like no your crazy,youve been doin drugs,and I said no mom,I just want a pepsi,thats all I wanted is just one pepsi and she wouldnt get it...You need to put the pipe down tom and walk away slowly,over to the calender and see that it says 2008...
     
  10. ZomBrian
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    from in IN

    I enjoy the look of a very mild custom or a hopped up stocker. So I guess I agree...but I'll still...vote...anyway?:confused:
     
  11. 31whitey
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    sunshine came slowly.. through my window today

    could have tripped out easy....but a...

    Ive a changed my ways....


    man... I dont know what your saying... but Im in man I mean Im in
     
  12. zacanger
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    I'm a little bit confused, but that's probably because I didn't drop a tab when I woke up today....

    I guess I agree?
     
  13. Bob K
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    These are GO GO Boots

    [​IMG]

    B:)B
     
  14. I like Santa, does that count for anything?
     
  15. novadude
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    Whoa... Dude... That is HEAVY...
     
  16. I woke up this morning and got myself a beer.........
     
  17. Old-Soul
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    thats not how it goes!!! haha

    ST kicks ass.
     
  18. TOE
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    Here's how it goes (I had to look 'em up, but I did remember most of it):

    I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
    But then again I was thinking about nothing
    And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
    And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
    And I go:
    What, what's the matter
    And she goes:
    What's the matter with you?
    I go:
    There's nothing-wrong mom.
    And she goes:
    Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
    And I go:
    No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.
    And she goes:
    NO you're on drugs!
    I go:
    Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
    She goes:
    No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
    I go:
    Mom just give me a Pepsi please
    All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
    All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
    Just a Pepsi.
     
  19. skyspop
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    Pretty much,but I'm a slow typer,and my CD is in another car somewhere,so I couldnt remember word for word.Anyway,Mikes way with word on that song,absolutely sounded like what I heard when I read 2 tones post.I like sparkley stuff and chrome too,Especially in large doses,and fast for sensory overload,one car after the other so I have to step back and take a big breath and exhale...Thats pure extacy....Go Go boots dont hurt..
     
  20. TOYBOX
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    Try decaf tomorrow!!
     
  21. zbuickman
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    Why are you worried about "the next big thing". if its popular are you going to build it?????? why?????? cant you just be your self???? who gives a rats ass whats popular, buildid what YOU like......now go drop some and go build.... GO Build:rolleyes:
     
  22. breeder
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    of all the fuckin months for me to stop drinking!!!!
     
  23. junior 1957
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    d d di di ditto;):confused:
     
  24. novadude
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    Why did this make me think of McKroskey (Lloyd Bridges) in the movie "airplane":

    :D
     
  25. Mazooma1
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    WOW! Thats amazing! I have the same thoughts every morning...

    It usually starts with a dream that Bill Clinton has fathered every child in my neighborhood....

    [​IMG]

    and then I get scared so I try to blend in with my friends, but I never do a very good job, no matter how much I try...

    [​IMG]

    But then I always snap out of it when I have my favorite breakfast. It always is a keen way to start the day!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  26. fab32
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    If this knocks Breeder off the wagon I'm going to be PISSED.:confused:

    Frank
     
  27. 2-TONED
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    ooooooh man i guess i have tooooooo many mags in the LIBRARY with these skinny wheels/tires im seeing the same thing over & over & over........... (maybe its time to change inventory?!)

    ill dig out a stack of 68-74 mags & look at them awhile. craZy f**kin hippies with big wide possum squashers stickin out ALL the way around, crushed velvet with "'earth poundin engines"" & EvErYtHiNg that could be IS chrome plated.

    i wanna see a 57 chev missing the front bumper with the rear wheelwells cut out with aluminum slots & 'G-60s in the front, crushed velvet chevelle buckets an 8 track tape playin 'early stages of disco music. custom candy panels painted on the sides. maybe even a teardrop hood scoop & when it leaves the lights i wanna see the left front big ol G-60 danglin in the air with a long hair behind the wheel smiling!!
     
  28. novadude
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    Hell yeah! Preach it brotha! :)

    I'm down with all of that except for the disco... needs to be Deep Purple "machine head" or something.
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2008
  29. breeder
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    :Dfrank, if anything, its helping keep me on!!!!:D
     
  30. The problem with the no bra thing is it's like a tire with a slow leak. Great at first but as time passes.. yikes.
     

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