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Response to Breeder's Bad Decision

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by choptruck, Aug 17, 2008.

  1. choptruck
    Joined: Jan 2, 2005
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    Even though I know better than to drag race mini bikes against drunk people, and have a generally bad feeling about this entire production, I tossed out my good judgement (again) and began construction on my 5 horse entry. You just can't beat dollar-a-foot black iron pipe from Home Depot. I haven't heard how long the strip is, but I'm gonna call it
    "1/8 Wonder". I swear if I get hurt.............
     

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  2. guiseart
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    ummm... that's friggin COOL!

    Oh, and I carry around a nurse for all occasions like this... give me a call.
     
  3. Mizlplix
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    from S/W USA

    It screams.....Nirtrous.....
     
  4. belair
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    You gonna flat-track that mutha?
     

  5. Flat Ernie
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    Neat looking - what's that tank off of?
     
  6. Danimal
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    That is a really cool bad decision. Hope it works out for you and, um, wear a helmet!
     
  7. that is killer very k model looking. and racing aganst drunks is easy if your sober
     
  8. kustoms2
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    Looking good man, can't wait to see it done!
     
  9. Danimal
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    I'd recommend a 10 foot pole rule when racing them. If the get closer than 10 feet, hit the drunks with a pole!
     
  10. Russco
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    from Central IL

    Didnt he tell you about the ramp at the end?
     
  11. Goztrider
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    from Tulsa, OK

    I guess a scooter like this one would be out?

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  12. Gleeser
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    BAHHAHAHAHAHA!! sumnbitch!
     
  13. Ruiner
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    The Paid Lady would smoke that thing...hehehe...it's pretty badass lookin though, but looks don't win races...have a blast man...
     
  14. choptruck
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    I don't know who this "Paid Lady" is but she better be ready to pay up at the finish line cause the 1/8 Wonder isn't ALL show! Man I don't know whats gettin into me but I don't usually make threats like that. HaHA, I'm just messin with ya, the last one (I sold it at the Revival last year) only ran a little over 50. This one will be set up about the same. The tank is mid 70's Honda cb cut up a bit.
     
  15. choptruck
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    I'm with Belair, we should flat track somewhere.
     
  16. Gleeser
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    Around the grain bins... and the "paid Lady" will be raking it in.

    Side note: you should see the "Drity Lady" that's not a type-o
     
  17. Wait a minute, let me get this right: Breeder was drunk you say? And whilst in said state he made a bad decision? Well, at least he's consistent...
     
  18. Gerg
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    I have one in the works also I have a feeling i won't be much of a contender but it should be fun. Breeder doesn't decide anything when he is sober :)
     
  19. 40Standard
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    nice frame. how did you bend it ?
     
  20. Twisted Minis
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    I have an 8 horse Briggs for mine.
     
  21. brewsir
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    Brace the crap outta that frame...black pipe isn't very rigid at least from my experience. Of course I am a 300 pound man and most frames flex when I sit on them HaHa!
     
  22. choptruck
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    I used the orange Harbor Freight bender. You gotta tack the top edge before you bend it so it holds in there tight for a nice non-kinked curve.
     
  23. Belchfire8
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    Blck pipe??? WTF, were they out of conduit!??? :D
     
  24. breeder
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    I haven't heard how long the strip is, but I'm gonna call it
    "1/8 Wonder". I swear if I get hurt.............[/quote]

    first... NO DRUNKS! PERIOD!
    SECOND..... i promise after the hamb drags, ill spend a day gettin all the rules done! been busy as hell!
    third, you will be signin a waver! so try really hard not to get hurt!:D:p
     
  25. slammed
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    Neat looking scooter. Now, wear yer helment when you test beat that mother!
     
  26. breeder
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    lets not beat it to bad...save some for the races!!!! :p
     
  27. Do ya have the multi passenger class???>>>>.
     

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  28. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
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    this has bad news written all over it.

    I love it!

    If Breeder builds one he should call it Bad Decision...


    in fact they should all have dangerous names....

    Bad Decision...
    Road Rash...
    Organ Grinder...
    The Circumcizer...
    and Oldcarmike
     
  29. Castr8r
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    The most feared dangerous name of all- BREEDER !
     
  30. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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    EDITED RULES........[maybe a couple more to come]

    1ST ANNUAL ONE TWENTY FIVE MINI DRAGS
    SATURDAY, MAY 30TH AT THE RUST REVIVAL CAR SHOW
    "mini bike races"
    Rules:


    no drinking

    no riding around the show

    helmets are a must!
    no weight limit for bike and rider
    no drop starts
    MUST BE 16 TO ENTER
    WAIVER'S WILL BE SIGNED FOR ALL THAT RACE!!!!


    track:
    125 ft[straight line]
    electronic tree start


    cost:
    5 bucks


    awards:
    1st place [free mini tee shirt and homemade trophy]
    2nd and third [homemade trophy]
    exhibition class[no awards]


    classes:


    Stock:

    0-7 horse with no mods [ other then pipe, if desired]
    centrifugal clutch only!
    pump gas only




    mod stock:
    carb
    pipe
    torque converter
    pump gas only



    pro stock:
    run what you brung
    single piston only!!!!
    any fuel

    ALL ABOVE CLASSES WITH BE SINGLE CYLINDER ONLY!!!!
    exhibition
    anything that doesnt fit in a class will go here...no big bikes!!!

    NOT RESPOSIBLE FOR ACCIDENTS! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
    CONTACT:
    TODD REED@
    [email protected]
    309-337-0096
    WEBSITE COMING SOON!!!!!!!!
     
    Last edited: Jan 29, 2009

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