movie called twister (not the tornado one) Crispin glover driving Passenger: Man you really need to slow down! Driver: It's not me....it's this road.
"Youd do better keeping your eyes on the road..." "Thanks pal but we already seen it! hahaha" Hot Rods to Hell
The Black and Decker aquarium pump line from Hot Rod is one of my favorites along with a line from Big Wednesday. <HR width="30%"> Matt Johnson: You know, Mrs. Barlow, there's something I'd like straighten out. Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt? Matt Johnson: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford... Mrs. Barlow: Many times. Matt Johnson: Took my pants off in front of your friends... Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes. Matt Johnson: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron. P.
"Son, you don't even know what you want out of life." "Yes I do ! ... A PINK CONVERTIBLE !!! " ( Elvis, in " King Creole " ) " Points. " ( TLB )
First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint! They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. I bet these cops got SCMODS. SCMODS? State County Municipal Offender Data System
From Joe the Pharoah's Merc as the goaded the Cop to chase them after Curt cabled the cop car to the post. Giving them the finger and shouting. THIS ONE"S FOR JUSTICE!! You know the rest of the story... Ol Blue
From Death Proof: Stuntman Mike: Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat. [slams his foot onto the brake and sends Pam flying face-first into his dashboard]
Jake: "I get out of prison and you pick me up in a COP CAR! Wheres the Caddy, Where's the blues mobile?" Elwood: "I traded it for a microphone." Jake: "Oh, OK" Probably only hillarious to old musicians.
Great quotes! Not really a car movie, but here's a few good ones from Cry Baby: The judge: By the way, that's a shame about your face. Hatchet-face: There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character! Pepper: My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap. Cry Baby: I may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter. And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am. Uncle Belveder Rickettes: Woo-wee, you caught me in my birthday suit! Buck naked! Cry Baby: I'm going to sing something, something hillbilly, something colored, something my daddy would have loved.
"Are you the po-lice?" "No, ma'am, we're musicians" BLUES BROTHERS "There's no basement in the Alamo" "Sorry, I didn't know that either" PEE-WEE's BIG ADVENTURE
peter fonda in dirty larry & crazy mary "if you ever pull a stunt like that again I'll break every bone in your crouch" after she grabbed the wheel of their 66 belair 4dr at speed
"Chicks don't put out in a Studebakers. Chevy's, Merc's and Ford's are the best. Studebaker, thats worse than a DeSoto" Mischeif
Any of a hundred from American Graffiti, of course, so I 'll toss in "Top end? Unnn-limited !" from Dirty Mary Crazy Larry. Lots of classics everyone has added.
King of the Mountain (actually a pretty damn good movie) and the LAPD helicopter to Steve after they have him stopped: "Good run! Sharp through Sweeper, clean past Deadman's, a little sloppy through Grandstand, but I gotta tell you something, asshole, you are in violation of Section 148 of the Penal Code: Evading arrest. Section 22349 of the Vehicle Code: Maximum speed limit. Section 22350: Basic speed law. Section 23109B: Exhibition of speed "
YEAH BUDDY!!! this is still one of my top 5 car flicks ever!! I got to spend some time up there in the late 70s when my folks moved to LA........Dennis Hopper was the shit in this,even if the "hero" drove a porche'
Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown! -Hollywood Knights <--one of the best movies ever
Not a car flick (but there is at least one hot rodder in it ) as the Bones Brigade is leaving the used car lot after chopping the top off a 4 door Caddy: Car Salesman: Goodbye boys! Look out for the red button in the glovebox! Bones Brigade: What?!?!? Car Salesman: Nevermind. From the Search for Animal Chin. As they are driving I think it's Tommy Guerrero that says "If this thing went any slower it could leave snail tracks.
From the greatest car movie of all time. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free. Vin Diesel as Dom in The Fast and The Furious. Or maybe Dudley from Hollywood Knights: I need my puffer. LOL
holy shit THRASHERBILL ! , the search for animal chin .......now that brings back some memories , i guess i better get up in the attic and start digging through old vhs tapes Fink
Biker Movie Wild Angels Peter Fonda We want to free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man, and we want to get loaded.
I guess you haven't seen very many movies. That movie had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. And I'm not talking about Knights either. In fact, mentioning the two together is an enormous insult.
Fonzie to Richie while discussing the fact that in a particular position he couldn't see anything in the rearview mirror on his bike. "It don't matter where I've been, It's how cool I look on the way".
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