What Is The Coolest Car Club Name You Can Think Of?...

Since we can't go any lower or lamer, (I probably underestimated some and challenged others-), how about the Pist-ons.

 

Wonder if this would get some good reaction now?

And the other one was for the billet and bling crowd.

 

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you guys are way too funny, i spent my lunch break reading this shit & making a list, im sure i missed some... owell
the Pist-ons.
the stink pickles
Douglas County Dickheads
THE BALL BUSTERS
THE MAN-WHORES
The Malodorous Cads
The Unseemly Brutes
The Impolite Fellows
the walk-a-billies c.c.
Dingleberrys
Billow Piters
The Fluffers
The Tossers
NO YOU DIDN'T SEE ME WITH MY EMO HAIR DRIVING MY PRIUS YESTERDAY, I'M TOTALLY ROCKABILLY CC"
Splattering anus
Sesame Creeps
The Kingpins
mr. rogers neighborhoods
the trollies
the mr. Mcfeelies
the speedy delivery creeps"
"the zip up sweeters"
"the neighbor zombies.
Satan's Lil Helpers
the Christ Punchers
the Sacksuckers
Leather Cheerios
"Metal Illness",
"metal Rehab",
"Metal Patience
The Snowmen
Reach-Arounds
Rim Jobbers
Rubber Burners
The Latex condoms
Boy Candy CC
Vein Fondlers CC
Flock of C Gals,
The Thompson Twins
The Feltchers
The Aqua Team Hunger Force.
The Originals ...

The Trendsetters ...

=> The Ironics
Stinkfingers
Furness Huggers Car Club
the Hell-Billys CC"
The Cute Little Teddys
Freeballers
A Flock of Numbskulls
Rumple Foreskin
scat attackerers
hot carlers
donkey shows
flamers
pink sockers
one nut wonders C.C.
The Flat Black Death Angel Widow Switchblade Kings of Tuffness.
Ass Gaskets
Spoogerific Lords of Gothic Kulturtude.
Junior Flips
Rumpkins
Poopbutt Whiffletoot Club
Thread Closers
The Chalk Outlines
PooP Dickz C.C
AssHats,
ShitStompers
ManSpooners
THE EMPTIES
the skid marks
The Water Splashes CC
Pastels CC
Billet Boys CC
The Adam Ants CC
The Boy George's
Wham! CC
We Love George Michaels CC
Sister Christian CC
Loverboy CC
Pretty-n-Pink CC
The Breakfast CC
Ronnie James Dio CC
New Kids on the Block CC
A Ha CC
Patina Princesses CC
Nu Shooz CC
Parachute Pants CC
Can't Touch This CC
Leg warmers CC
Adidas tracksuit CC
LL Cool R CC (Ladies love cool Rodz)
The Beat Boxes CC
Pop-n-Lock CC
Fuzz Busters CC
Finger Deep CC
Elbow Deep CC
Knob Yankers
Stinky Pinkies
Buzz Bombers
Loose Nuts
Drama Queens - j/k - that's for them ghetto chola-billies
Flatblack Bandits
Crusted Tubesocks
Skirt Draggers
Backseat Bandits
Rattling Rust-Buckets
the skunkbuds
he White Widows
The Purple Urkles
The Maui Wowis
The Kush CC
The Schwags
The One Hitter Quitters
The Juicy Fruits CC
The Blue Dots CC
The Black Santas
The 5lb 8 oz Baby Jesus's CC
The Black Cats, Roman Candles, Screaming Meemies, Ladyfingers, Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippedy-doodas, Crap Flappers, Whistling Bungholes, Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, Scooter Sticks, Whistling Kitty-chasers" CC'
the anal massage
the anal beaters
syphilatic chankroids
buster hymen and the fore-skins
the Republiskins
Tug-boat captains
spanish flies
The beef curtins
the BANDWAGONEERS...
The Rosie O' Donnel's Underwear Car Club
rolling dinosaurs
bust'n nutz
the flat black rod handlers
Street Iron
The Waxy Pull-up Bandits<o></o>
semen swillers
jizz juicers
shaft sitters
tea baggers
meat eaters
colon cleaners
shaft sliders
creamy nodules
duck butter drinkers
anal annihilators
spuge spurters
soggy biscuits
The "man juice sippers".
stump pullers
thighty whities
The Kirks
Muf Divers CC
The Holy Priest CC
The Dirty Sanchez's CC
The Chicken Chokers CC
Turd Touchers CC
The Head Blowers CC
The Flux Capacitors
The Suckiest Sucks that ever Sucked -C.C.
Christ Punchers
Cuff Guys
Gay Fellers
Prettiest Pompadors
Cross Members (all angry guys)
Dumb As A Sack Of HAMBers
Kustom Kar Klub (pointy white hats)
Drag Queens
Dumb Shifts
Shift Heads
Shift Faced
Brake Dancers
Wide Whites (all fat caucasions)
Hub Cats
Fucking Axles
Cross Dressing Steers
Pitman Army
Fan Belters (punching people with sports jerseys)
Broken Studs
Grill Scrapers
Three Piece Hoods (keeps membership to three people)
Good Headers
Pist 'n Broke
Rod Connectors (two crossed dicks)
Limp Wrist Pins
Ass Gaskets
Low Carbs
Hair Cleaners
The "I Bet You Can't Punch Me In The Face" Guys
No Imaginations
The Followers
The Trannies (or just TS)
Cross Ram Dressers
Dash Holes
Fags (simple and to the point)
Gas Bags
Angel Rust
Flat Rusted
Chrome Sweet Chrome
The Frenchers
Flamers
Scoop Heads
The Iron Cross Skull Choppers
Pompaborables
Pole Smokers
Taking It Up The Axles
LBWNIWNOPOTOACNFT (Lazy Bastards With No Imagination Who Need Other People To Think Of A Cool Name For Them)
The Johnny Come Lately's"
Pist 'n Broke-
the Cum Dumpsters
HAMBoners
"Clueless Car Clan"
"Mental Midgets" only open to smart midget race car drivers.
"Chicken Shifts"
"Hoodlums" = "Trunklums"
the "Kurb-Stomps
THE CLAM BUMPERS
THE NIPPLE TWISTERS
THE WIGGLES
THE DINGLE-BERRIES
THE HE-RA'S AND THE SHE-MEN (CO-ED C.C)
THE SALAD TOSSERS
THE GERBAL HUNTERS
THE GOAT ROPERS
THE CAMEL TOES
THE MOOSEKNUCKLES
THE W.O.P'S
Sagging Ballz Society
Rough Traders C.C.
NAMBLAIRES C.C.
Felch Belchers C.C.
Followers and Swallowers C.C.
Crank Strokers
Dumb Asses,
Ass Clowns,
Ass Monkeys
I'm to stupid to think of a club name club.<o></o>
The " Gay Beards".
Sissy Strutters
The Latent Men's Choir
Operation .08
Bent Rods
Crop Dusters
Fire Sharters
Shitboxes So. Cal.
Rude Boyz.
No Fuckin Name C.C
Jack Mehoffs c.c.
Ball Suckers c.c.
Johnson Lovers c.c.
Pole Smokers c
The Fluffy Kitties of Death
The BuckKnuckles
the Killer Valets
nutz then bolt
4 speed shitters
four on four ( for dudes only )
the trannies (obviously)
gaunch thumper
party hardlies
bung pluggers
baby stranglers
The clueless<o></o>
the mofos<o></o>
The NoIdeas " ?
the Four Leaf Clovers
Swingin' Cocks Womens Aux club - Chicks with Cocks
Switch Hitters..
.Tranny Touchers..
.Queer Slammers.
..French Ticklers...
Cleveland Steamers...
Hot Carls...
RUMP JOCKEYS
"The Whats a Diplomas?"
Vaginal Catastrophe
The FNG's
the bastards
the road bastards
the hellraisers
club overkill
the dead men
the spades
the bombers
the road crew
the iron maidens
the killers
the troopers
aces high
criminally insane
skeletons of society
creeping death
the mechanix
the metal melitia
phantom lords
whiskey bandits
the alchoholics
piston slap
piston rods
push rods
bill jerone
the v8's
fucking hostile
cemetary gates
Dorks CC
The nut droppersCC
tattooed flatblacker rust buckets
Cheater Dicks"
Satan's Soul Shakers
Grease Merchants
RACE ?
Time Bombs
.Piledrivers
rusty Badges..
.Cornholers...
Turd Burglars...
Fart Sniffers.
The Fisters
The Uninspired
The Unoriginals
The Lazies
The Copy Cats
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The Really Big Spiders

 

That musta been one helluva lunch break man to create that list!

 

There's something I like about that one.

 

I think there outta Pacoima

 

ive always been a fan of the Barking Spiders...

 

I wanted to start a club called "The Bastards"...because by technical definition, I am one...then 2 things happened.

It occurred to me people called my and my group of asshole buddies "those bastards" anyways,

and the other guys called "The Bastards" in my immediate vicinity would quite likely track us down and kill us all.

But I still like the Nail Drivers. Problem is I look silly in Roman Imperial armor, and it chafes.

 

the car club c.c.

 

I like "THEM" out of S.M. Calif with the whole B' Movie looking type affect.

 

lmao!

Don't forget a piece of toilet tissue coming out the back of their jeans.

 

man this has seriously gotten outta hand...I cant believe it went this far...although I do kinda like the "GUT BUSTERS"...but I think I have a new one..."THE IRISH CAR BOMBS"...is "Young Bloodz" taken...or "REGULATORS"...my buddy also told me another one that could be really cool..."MIDWEST HOOKER SLIME"...

 

I'm for the Midwest Hooker Slime....

 

trailer park posse

you could wear underwear over your jeans with a big orange spot in front,from sitting around all day watching porn and eating cheetos

 

1. New Originals

2. Wankers

 

I take it you don't get the fact that people are screwing with the guy.

how about swollen wrecktums CC

 

The Switchblades"...

 

Will u please stop screwing up your thread with your own lame club names. Sit back and let us take care of your name. Thanx!

How about "The Greasy Stools" C.C.

 

Wrecktum my ass....it killed 'em (from an ooolllldddd joke)

 

NewBomb Turks cc

 

i think that is the name that comes in the ebay starter kit for 69.99

 

leaky, Thats funny, I just spit coke on the screen when i read it !!!

 

Jesus, this has gone on long...

-I have always thought a cool name for an air bagged/ hydraulic lowrider club could be the "SWITCH HITTERS"

also suggestive of their orientation.

 

The Coolest C.C.

 

I submit the following for your review....

The Gay Rods (Four on the Floor, get it!)

The Still Births (warm, yet tough)

The Swastikas (enough w/the Iron cross thing, up it a war!)

The Pillow Biters (it will show you are open minded)

I hope these are helpful.

Love,
Cheater Carl

 

The Pomadedoors (Yeah, rockabilly bitch)
The Boydidols (Yeah, Billet bitch)
The Boat Anchors (Have to all run Chev motors)
Hells Fluffers
The Plastic Climbers (Learned it at a young age (I wonder how many get that?)
The Man Cream Injectors

 

Hillarious

 

Ron Jeremy CC
Love custard CC

 

The Blue Flames
The Red Ass Baboons
Shadows and Sparks C.C.
Acetylene Athletes C.C.
Round Eye Flat Head C.C.
Head Hers C.C.