What Is The Coolest Car Club Name You Can Think Of?...

I can't believe no one has said The Waxy Pull-up Bandits. Just as well though. It's taken.

Someday I want to be a Knowbody.

JH

 

Uh, are you serious? We're not.

 

Here are some good car club names.

semen swillers
jizz juicers
shaft sitters
tea baggers
meat eaters
colon cleaners
shaft sliders
creamy nodules
duck butter drinkers
anal annihilators
spuge spurters
soggy biscuits


those are all good names for your car club....or you could call yourselves the "flat black with red whees and rockabilly cuffs" car club....

 

The "man juice sippers".

 

oh jeez....just go kill yourself. that would be the coolest thing you can do.

 

You joined the HAMB just to post in THIS thread?

Now THAT'S funny!

 

Man, Your just not right!! LOL!

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

stump pullers

thighty whities

The Kirks

 

you said you grew up in the 80's how about flock of seagulls?

 

I told you guys

THE EMPTIES

is the coolest name.

period

now quit posting.

you cant beat THE EMPTIES

you cant bring it, b/c its been BROUGHT

 

Thanks alot, I just ate.

 

how about the skid marks

club shirts could be white t shirts with a brown mark down them

 

Hmm... grew up in the 80s

The Water Splashes CC
Pastels CC
Billet Boys CC
The Adam Ants CC
The Boy George's
Wham! CC
We Love George Michaels CC
Sister Christian CC
Loverboy CC
Pretty-n-Pink CC
The Breakfast CC
Ronnie James Dio CC
New Kids on the Block CC
A Ha CC
Patina Princesses CC
Nu Shooz CC
Parachute Pants CC
Can't Touch This CC
Leg warmers CC
Adidas tracksuit CC
LL Cool R CC (Ladies love cool Rodz)
The Beat Boxes CC
Pop-n-Lock CC
Fuzz Busters CC
Finger Deep CC
Elbow Deep CC

 

How about the Neopolitans. You can have brown club jackets with one white sleeve and one pink sleeve.

 

Rod Benders

Knob Gobblers

 

Lil" Billy love the parachute pants. Club outfit come be parachute pants,concert t shirt and red chuck taylors, but everyone would have to drive a trans am.

 

That's some funny shit there!

 

Knob Yankers
Stinky Pinkies
Buzz Bombers
Loose Nuts
Drama Queens - j/k - that's for them ghetto chola-billies
Flatblack Bandits
Crusted Tubesocks
Skirt Draggers
Backseat Bandits
Rattling Rust-Buckets
I can go on For-ev-ver. But I'm bored now.

 

I think we get the club name thing at least once a year. Funnier than fuck every time!-MIKE

 

My buddies and I have had a motorcycle club for years. Bunch of pre-Evo bikes. Now we're starting to get into cars because we're getting old (and making more money now).

Our club is called Mox Nix. Our patch is just FNA.

 

how about the skunkbuds

 

The White Widows
The Purple Urkles
The Maui Wowis
The Kush CC
The Schwags
The One Hitter Quitters
The Juicy Fruits CC
The Blue Dots CC

The Black Santas
The 5lb 8 oz Baby Jesus's CC

or " The Black Cats, Roman Candles, Screaming Meemies, Ladyfingers, Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippedy-doodas, Crap Flappers, Whistling Bungholes, Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, Scooter Sticks, Whistling Kitty-chasers" CC's

 

the anal massage
the anal beaters
syphilatic chankroids
buster hymen and the fore-skins
the Republiskins
Tug-boat captains
spanish flies
The beef curtins

 

this thread has gone horribly wrong

 

...or horribly RIGHT!

 

How about.......the BANDWAGONEERS..........

 

I actually liked the Pitman Army...

 

The Rosie O' Donnel's Underwear Car Club"

 

rolling dinosaurs
We did not use this name becouse our club is open for all years usa build cars
whe thought about Rolling American Dinosaurs