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What Is The Coolest Car Club Name You Can Think Of?...

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lonely_Kasket13, Dec 19, 2007.

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  1. DocWatson
    Joined: Mar 24, 2006
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    Thunderbirds are an Australian club.

    Now where would Tingler get the idea from to call them the Cumdumpsters??:confused::rolleyes:

    How about,
    the Wannabes
    instead of gear grinders, the crotch grinders

    Hey, I know..............
    The WIGGLES??
    You all need big red cars though...
     
  2. PalmdalePsycho
    Joined: Oct 25, 2007
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    Muf Divers CC
    The Holy Priest CC
    The Dirty Sanchez's CC
    The Chicken Chokers CC
    Turd Touchers CC
    The Head Blowers CC
    The Flux Capacitors:D

    Thats Just off the top of the domeski
     
  3. Leaky Pipes
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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    The Suckiest Sucks that ever Sucked -C.C.
     
  4. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
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    Here we go again. Here's the list I've been posting since 2004 each time this comes up.

    Christ Punchers
    Cuff Guys
    Gay Fellers
    Prettiest Pompadors
    Cross Members (all angry guys)
    Dumb As A Sack Of HAMBers
    Kustom Kar Klub (pointy white hats)
    Drag Queens
    Dumb Shifts
    Shift Heads
    Shift Faced
    Brake Dancers
    Wide Whites (all fat caucasions)
    Hub Cats
    Fucking Axles
    Cross Dressing Steers
    Pitman Army
    Fan Belters (punching people with sports jerseys)
    Broken Studs
    Grill Scrapers
    Three Piece Hoods (keeps membership to three people)
    Good Headers
    Pist 'n Broke
    Rod Connectors (two crossed dicks)
    Limp Wrist Pins
    Ass Gaskets
    Low Carbs
    Hair Cleaners
    The "I Bet You Can't Punch Me In The Face" Guys
    No Imaginations
    The Followers
    The Trannies (or just TS)
    Cross Ram Dressers
    Dash Holes
    Fags (simple and to the point)
    Gas Bags
    Angel Rust
    Flat Rusted
    Chrome Sweet Chrome
    The Frenchers
    Flamers
    Scoop Heads
    The Iron Cross Skull Choppers
    Pompaborables
    Pole Smokers
    Taking It Up The Axles
    LBWNIWNOPOTOACNFT (Lazy Bastards With No Imagination Who Need Other People To Think Of A Cool Name For Them)


    Dude, there are millions of 'em
     
  5. hotrod34
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    Been there done that.
     
  6. The Blurr
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    OH !!! I got it "The Johnny Come Lately's" or wait wait how 'bout the the Band Wagon Jumpers or wait wait THE TARDS!!!!! YES THATS IS
     
  7. DrJ
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    Anyone around here still flying a "Knowbodys" plaque?
     
  8. This almost became a real cub "The Autobortions"...plaque was a wire coat hanger
     
  9. EL BOZITO
    Joined: Feb 23, 2005
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    Pist 'n Broke-

    Thats a great band. dont lump their name in with cum dumpsters and the cuff boyz...
     
  10. KIRK!
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    I thought you were in the Cum Dumpsters.
     
  11. Badfella
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    No, the Cum Dumpsters are the cuffs in our jeans:)
     
  12. EL BOZITO
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    i was in the cum dumpsters, but i got kicked out. now i drive a taurus.
     
  13. KIRK!
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    So now you're just a cum dumpster for fun.
     
  14. eaglebeak
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    HAMBoners
    "Clueless Car Clan"
    "Mental Midgets" only open to smart midget race car drivers.
    "Chicken Shifts"
    "Hoodlums" = "Trunklums"
    and the list goes on.
     
  15. Lonely_Kasket13
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    I still like the "Kurb-Stomps..."...but i am kinda taking a liking to the one my buddy came up with..."THE RAGING BONERS!...haha...doesnt get more to the point than that...
     
  16. THE CLAM BUMPERS THE NIPPLE TWISTERS THE WIGGLES

    THE DINGLE-BERRIES THE HE-RA'S AND THE SHE-MEN (CO-ED C.C)

    THE SALAD TOSSERS THE GERBAL HUNTERS THE GOAT ROPERS

    THE CAMEL TOES THE MOOSEKNUCKLES THE W.O.P'S

    OK IM DONE.
     
  17. Lil' Billy
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    I didn't bother reading through the list, so forgive me if it's already been said:

    The Cunt Punchers CC
    [​IMG]

    Obviously this would not be the best choice for a club name, but it's still funny.
     
  18. BinderRod
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    Shame on you Billy!! LOL

    Looks like the Tat your mom would be proud of:eek:
     
  19. DD
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    Club for some of us older guys, Sagging Ballz Society!
     
  20. Rough Traders C.C.
    NAMBLAIRES C.C.
    Felch Belchers C.C.
    Followers and Swallowers C.C.

    Wait, you are from MN and you were looking for a cool one...

    The Cumsicles C.C.

    :D
     
  21. damnfingers
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    You know...99% of these names I wouldn't want to be associated with...or to associate with anyone who was associated with 'em. Maybe I'm old fashioned but damn...why give hot rodding a bad name?
     
  22. flatheadhero
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    from California

    The Stinkfingers
     
  23. NJVadala
    Joined: Oct 11, 2007
    Posts: 179

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  24. Tdreamer
    Joined: Sep 22, 2006
    Posts: 244

    Tdreamer
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  25. 8769
    Joined: Feb 21, 2006
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    You can't pluralize the Lone Ranger!

    The Lone Rangers were that band in that bad adam sandler movie "Airheads".

    Troy
     
  26. Lil' Billy
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    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but hot rodding already has a bad name.:p:D Besides this is all in good fun!
     
  27. Flop
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    how bout the how bout the flat black rod handlers

    nominated for the most pointless thread of the week
     
  28. Boodlum
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  29. 31whitey
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    coolest name of all time


    THE EMPTIES


    but its taken by a group of dirty bikers out of Washington, I love those crazy guys
     
  30. Boodlum
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    Not to spoil a vivid image but "bung hole" is the hole in a whiskey barrel used to sample the contents. Also true of wine casks, rum barrels etc...

    Just saying...
     
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