how much you think I can get....

I have a 63 cadillac eldorado with the original tire jack... I was thinking about cleaning it up and selling it or keeping it. If I keep it how much you think I can get for it

 

If you keep it, you can't sell it.

 

No, you have it backwards, if he sells it he can't keep it.

 

this is what he ment by "If you keep it, you can't sell it."

 

the tire jack or the car?

 

Hi Matt;
Fancy meeting you here.
Granpa

 

The original jack should double the price of the car if you sell it. If you keep it, the original jack may triple the price.

Malcolm

 

But...If he would sell it to himself..then he could sell it, and keep it at the same time??????

 

how nice is the jack?has it been used?

 

Jack who?

 

I knew Jack Squat...

 

I would hope he does that under the table so he doesn't have to pay taxes on the sale...

I have no idea what you are talking about, I'm not Matt... My name is Steven

 

Jack is selling a cadi taxi cool.

 

Jack Off !!!!!

 

you guys should quit jacking around and get to the point

 

He any relation to Jack Shidt?

 

The car's worth nothing w/o the jack. Other than that, this discussion is way too philosophical for me......
You guys are deep, man.

 

Ok this go got real stupid.

 

Wow, I'm just amazed at the amount of FNG's shitcanning this guy. Rock!

I think he was actually speaking to Jack. Here, I'll rerun the dialogue. "I have a 63 cadillac eldorado with the original tire, Jack..."

If I were Jack I would reply with, "What did you do with the other three?"

 

........

 

ok let me rephrase the question .... I am either going to sell the TIRE JACK .... or keep it... If I keep th etire jack then how much do you think that I can get for it....

 

call me stupid, but if you sell the jack, how you gonna change a flat tire?

 

If you keep it, you won't be getting anything for it.... unless you plan on paying yourself for it.

Really, though, I can't imagine it being worth enough to get rid of. If you are in need of the cash that bad, throw it on Ebay.

Wouldn't you have to buy another one to throw in the trunk anyways?

Malcolm

 

Hahaha....

 

Super human strength my man.Jack is one strong dude.I thing hes selling an Eldo..............or is it a dildo?

 

You guys dont know Jack !!

 

Again I need to step in and rework the dialogue. "I am either going to sell the tire, Jack, or keep it. If I keep the tire, Jack, then how much do you think that I can get for it?"

"Well it depends, if you keep the tire, can you find someone with a three wheeled automobile to buy the other three?"

 

Dont they make hairy arm pits in France?

 

I don't think the jack...or the tire....is really worth that much, but this thread is pretty dang funny, Jack!

 

This is some funny shit!