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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hotrodladycrusr, Jul 14, 2007.

  1. I still like your original tour name,,,,"LIPSTICK" from a few years ago,,,,Make Larry wear it too!:D :rolleyes: :eek: HRP
     
  2. jangleguy
    Joined: Dec 26, 2004
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    ACME presents The Salt Tour 2007
     
  3. FIRat
    Joined: Jul 15, 2007
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    FIRat
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    from MidWest

    Bumpers and Boobs Tour
    Bumpers and Bouncing Boobs Tour Bonneville Silly!
    Bumpers and Bouncing Boobs I Missed The Turnoff To Bonnie
    Bumpers and Boobs Why Are You Not Looking At My Car Tour
    Bumpers and Sagging Boobs Dragging on the Floorboards Tour
    Bumpee Stop the Car I Gotta Wee Write Our Name In The Salt Tour
     
  4. Rusty
    Joined: Mar 4, 2004
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    "Tres Amigos Ala Salt Tour"

    "One man, two ladies, One goal, Bonnevile or Bust 07"

    "Tres Amigos Salt lick tour"

    See one man and three ladies as the venture from east to west to the Bonnevile Salt Flats

    "The need for speed Tour 07"

    The Thrill of the Salt Tour"

    A salt of a different breed Tour 07

    Rusty
     
  5. Please forgive for I know not what I do, here are my entries.

    !. No nookie, cookie tour
    2. Belly Tanker Flats Tour
    3. Salt flats licker and poker run

    The "titty, titty, bang, bang" entry also has merit, and I think you can dance to it.
     
  6. "The Five Boobs Do Bonneville" Tour
     
  7. I wanna change my vote to Salt Cured HAMB.
     
  8. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
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    How does Salt Cured HAMB Adventure '07 sound??
     
  9. Adventure is too sweet.
    How about SALT CURED HAMB STUMBLE 07 ?
     
  10. Casey
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    is it livonia flavored ? I like it !BURRUUUUURRP!!!!!!:p
    that was my best barney sorry ?
     
  11. Armstrong
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    Asssault on the salt
     
  12. blown49
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    How about

    Heading to the flats Topless
     
  13. Fat Hack
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    Ha Ha Ha...THAT one fits the best!!! Too funny!!!

    ("Where is Billetproof again??? HOW do we get there???")

    :D :D :D
     
  14. ChevyGirlRox
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    I'm leaning towards the "Salt cured HAMB tour"

    Bob? HRLC?
     
  15. hotrodladycrusr
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    Sounds good. We'll talk and finalize everything tomorrow at Rock and Race, OK? Call me when you get to the venue.
     
  16. hotrodladycrusr
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    That name "belongs" to Hot Rod Liz. She started that group of female only roadtours many years ago. I love men too much to leave them outta my "tour".:D :D :D .....besides who's gonna fix shit when it breaks???
    I can't, I might break a fingernail.:rolleyes: ;) :D
     
  17. ChevyGirlRox
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    Wow, you've been watching too much Hard Shine.:eek: ;) I CANNOT believe that girl last night said that girls can't work on cars or build cars as good as guys. I don't expect to be treated any different than a guy in a shop, just equal.

    See ya tomorrow!:D
     
  18. hotrodladycrusr
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    In our group of misfits we've been calling it "soft shine":D
    I'll explain tomorrow.;)
     
  19. Hell, I'd be scared you and Denise would make me look BAD if we all worked in the same shop :eek::eek:
    You gals rock.

    Too bad it's a tour and not a song you're naming......y'all could call it "Me-La-De on the Salt"
    get it?? :D huh? :p Me-La-De(melody) ? Megan-Larry-Denise. Get it? huh, huh???:D

    I crack myself up.....:eek::rolleyes:
     
  20. the most common in this thread

    "HELP NAME OUR TOUR"
     
  21. CalifCarl
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    Larry, Curly and Moe hit Bonneville!
     
  22. Lobucrod
    Joined: Mar 22, 2006
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    Denise, when you guys get the intenerary worked out let me know when you will hit Lubbock so I can put it on the calender.
     
  23. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
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    Name has been picked, stickers have been made, and return route has been choosen.

    Sorry Mike, we've decided a northern route home thru Yellowstone and the Black Hills is a smarter move for us this trip.

    An itinerary has been planned with a few Meet and Greets along the way. I'll do a schedule of events post in the next day or two with info so that anyone in the area of the different stops, that would like to get together for an evening of hanging out, will know where.

    11 more sleeps till we leave!!!:D
     
  24. Lobucrod
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    Sorry we're gonna miss you. Black Hills have much better scenery then these cotton fields anyway. Kelly and I spend a couple days there on the motorcycle last year.
     
  25. FIRat
    Joined: Jul 15, 2007
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    from MidWest

    Bellies Bumping on the Steering Wheel to Bonnie Tour

    I need to pull over (every 15 min.) and pee >> Wee left the house 15 minutes ago Tour

    Bacon & Boobs 2 Bonn E Ville Tour

    All that Bacon fat I ate sticking my Belly (out) Bumping On the Steering Wheel Tour

    BLT's On 2 Bonnie Ville???

    Salt Water Taffy Her Nipples Bouncing off the Salt (she's) Flat Tour...


    I hope you take these few into consideration before your smarter choice wins out...
     

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