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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by A 31 MO FO, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. LUX BLUE
    Joined: May 23, 2005
    Posts: 4,407

    LUX BLUE
    Alliance Vendor
    from AUSTIN,TX

    Last year on of my techs came in reeking of beer. (it was like 10 a.m., so I was a bit concerned. ) and he told me that he slowed down to exit, and someone threw a half full 40 oz. through his window. trouble was, the window was rolled up at the time. so not only did he get a beer bath, he got to buy an El Camino door glass. (not cheap)

    sucks.
    hopefully tonight you will randomly catch 'em. and get to beat thier ass.
     
  2. 40Standard
    Joined: Jul 30, 2005
    Posts: 5,963

    40Standard
    Member
    from Indy

    same type of morons who shoot at trains
     
  3. Bumpstick
    Joined: Sep 10, 2002
    Posts: 1,395

    Bumpstick
    Member

    You're gonna' hate me for saying this but, I think the dent adds to the patina you've got going. I say leave it in. Plus if you ever catch the guy the dent his skull leaves on the underside of your hot rod will match!!:D -stick
     
  4. gasser52
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 644

    gasser52
    BANNED

    Why would he target a cool car such as yours? why not some shitty corolla or something
     
  5. InDaShop
    Joined: Aug 15, 2004
    Posts: 2,796

    InDaShop
    Member
    from Houston

    And thats the whole thing, the people that throw shit at parked cars actually see old cars as "less than" a corolla. Typically the same people that ask you at the gas pump, if its on its way to be scrapped.
     
  6. HHRdave
    Joined: Jul 31, 2006
    Posts: 1,068

    HHRdave
    BANNED
    from So Cal

    So...he asaulted you with a deadly weapon.... next time use a good target spec. .308 round, you should get him in the first mile next time....legal in Texas
     
  7. no sir, it is not legal anymore, read up
     
  8. LUX BLUE
    Joined: May 23, 2005
    Posts: 4,407

    LUX BLUE
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    from AUSTIN,TX


    too true. you gotta shoot 'em, then drag them within 10 feet of your person, but preferably inside your home. a friend that's in law enforcement said"if you shoot someone in your yard, drag them into the house. if anyone asks, you shot him inside, he ran outside, and you were trying to "render aid" by dragging them in...where he expired. because you certianly wouldn't want to drag a corpse inside, right?"

    or keep 10 grand on you at all times. it's considered the "price of life" in Texas...what it amounts to is if you have a certian dollar amount in valuables on you and someone tries to take it, you can pop them.

    but somehow, it doesn't apply to cars. sucks. so yeah...your converse are now officially a 10 grand item...uhhh...Wilt Chamberlain gave them to you right after Elvis and..John Wayne autographed them.
     
  9. Anderson
    Joined: Jan 27, 2003
    Posts: 7,152

    Anderson
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    Robert - all my buckets are longer and more pointed. Sorry man. Doesn't look like it will be too hard to fix though. Might see you tonight.
     
  10. Django
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
    Posts: 10,198

    Django
    Member
    from Chicago

    That sucks.

    Have you ever seen the movie Hot Rods to Hell?
     
  11. Durod
    Joined: Aug 20, 2005
    Posts: 809

    Durod
    Member
    from DFW, Tx

    there you go...some yuppy punk fuck with no respect for anything getting off his part time job at Chipotle...having his 1st one of tha day and figured he'd peg some broken down hot rod because his shit dont stink....

    this pisses me off because i live in dfw and see this shit happening on a daily-basis.
     
  12. nickles street chop shop
    Joined: Jan 29, 2007
    Posts: 386

    nickles street chop shop
    Member
    from Edum Tejas

    this is a fucked up deal. the reason why people do this shit is because they know that your not there. its a chicken shit move. the same shit happens in my school parking lot. i walked out one time to go to work and some one had keyed my truck, they have tried to rip out the little plastic insert on the bumper, stolen my gas cap, and on top of that, just bad drivers. my truck has gotten hit in the parking lot, when it was parked. and the security cameras are "currently down due to construction". but its been over a year, so people get away with murder. i know my truck is a peice, its a work truck, god damn it. but doesnt mean that you can fuck with it.

    mostly i think its because the rich kids see the schools greaser looking guy and his beater of a truck and start to fuck with it. i knew who keyed it, and all honestly, i whiped his fuckin ass when i found him in the hallway. and IM the one who got suspended, and he STILL had white paint on his key.

    i could just go on about this shit, this is why i dont trust too many people. for the most part, people suck. but no offence:)
     
  13. NO ITS NOT! just another tip from yer UNCLEE!
     
  14. HOT40ROD
    Joined: Jun 16, 2006
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    HOT40ROD
    Member
    from Easton, Pa

    I got a big circle of friends. I have a custom bike shop. and alot of my friends are biker. On the holiday last week we got together at my house. Some of them did want to go over and drag him out of his house. The only problem is the police have a problem with my shop and are just looking for away to get me. They are alway there checking titles and regristration. They got me two weeks ago for one that was not titled. Small towns and narrow mines.
     
  15. zirad54
    Joined: Dec 20, 2006
    Posts: 52

    zirad54
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    And that is the reason why I DO carry a gun.;)
     
  16. Probably 'cause the piece of shit was in a corolla something like it.
     
  17. edgeabilly
    Joined: Dec 10, 2006
    Posts: 735

    edgeabilly
    Member

    I grew up in Houston. I think we still hang people in Texas:confused:
    That may be for stealing a horse but f*#ing with your car the same!!!!!

    Don't mess with Texas BIIATCH!!!

    But that sucks man

    He'll get what's comming:mad:
     
  18. S.F.
    Joined: Oct 19, 2006
    Posts: 2,895

    S.F.
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    that sucks!!! i got a headlight bucket Ill give you that also might work if you need one man
     
  19. Its not ok for 'stupid ass hole' but, 'Hokey Ass Message Board' or Hokey Ass cook book???? is ok. Hmmmm one rule for one, and one rule for another????
     
  20. 75_comet
    Joined: Apr 26, 2006
    Posts: 23

    75_comet
    Member
    from Kansas

    Lol, that is awesome.
     
  21. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,227

    Kilroy
    Member
    from Orange, Ca

    What comes around, goes around...

    But it would be nice to shorten the curve a bit. :)

    I honestly don't know what I'd do if that happened to me...
     
  22. WhiteZombie
    Joined: Jan 16, 2007
    Posts: 653

    WhiteZombie
    Member
    from Denton TX

    Im a newbie but from what I can tell around here its all about do what they say not what they do. It seems a little cult like but it is still a great message board to search and figure out how did they do that and such. Just my 2 cents...I probably get hell from someone with more HAMB posts that garage hours but whatever.
     
  23. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 24,573

    Roothawg
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    I think it's a felony to throw anything from any moving vehicle...land, air or water.
     
  24. fef100
    Joined: Mar 24, 2007
    Posts: 170

    fef100
    Member

    Not quite instant, but Karma got him.
     
  25. Just my 2 cents...I probably get hell from someone with more HAMB posts than garage hours but whatever.[/QUOTE]

    Man thats funny, and your not wrong! i dont care how many posts i have, but it does bother some Dicks on here!
     

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