I don't think it was sour cream that made Michael Moore fat, it was too much rabbit stew. I will be voting for Jim Carrey though, but what fucking choice do I have? I'd vote for Al Sharpton, but he's not running. Al's still more believable than El Presidente Smirky, despite the Tawana Brawley incident. If I was gonna fake an assraping, I'd at least use someone else's doody I found in the Cumberland Farms bathroom rather than spread my own all over my underpants. It's the sphincter wall's DNA that mixes with the turd so even the most despicable act of purported 'white thuggery' will eventually become unmasked. Crime doesn't pay, but politics does. God bless the troops.
They had a Kerry/Edwards (they're the cutest gay couple in politics) "pledge drive" booth at the Blessing... Woulda thought they would have frowned on being associated with a "Religeous" event. By the way, what happened to all the greaser-agression... That place was fucking boring. What happened to greaser-billys knife-fighting with TJ stilletos, where the winner is the guy whose spring didn't break? Black primered 4dr rattle-traps just aren't the same without the comedy.
i thought you were going to UNVEIL your marketing plan for TIKI-DILDOS,,, to sell to all the little fuckmesillygirls at your rockeriffic calicarshows,,,, love you,,, miss tbh
[ QUOTE ] ted kennedy's car killed more people than my gun!!!! [/ QUOTE ] so ted kennedy was christine in stephen kings book?
I think it sucks. Missed it the first time having a life and switching jobs. Glad to be the inspiration for the ramblings of an internet madman. You'd hardly know meeting him in person that such big words could come from such an obvious burnout. Guess that's why it takes 6 months for him to muster up a new post each time.
WTF? Bored, so you just decide to resurrect old posts all day? Guess if you don't have anything interesting to say, just rehash someone else's words of wisdom.
I've got some news for you Don't even need you too.... What ever happened to Germ...??? Did he ever finish a car or get booted yet...????
WORDS OF WISDOM !!! The post was, and still is an insult to the board. IT goes against everything the HAMB is supposed be about. Nobody deserves to be insulted here.
Funny I was thinking the same thing. I was into the second page before I realized this was jurasic. Where has Germ been, anyone been by to check on him?
germs back ? i guess he's back from tour with 30 seconds from mars. new hair cut ? new girls jeans ? what's up ? new cars ?
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