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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by bettie mcnasty, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. bettie mcnasty
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
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    ok boys and girls i am plum out of ideas for a car show name.... me and blacksix and jabber are getting a killer car show in the houston area together. we are hoping for bands, booze, funtime girls, cars and bikes at the end of summer early fall- sept/oct.....

    the plans are still waaaay in the works... so help us out by suggesting some car show names. all i've come up with with is:
    houston something something
    bayou city something something
    space city something something
    third coast something something
    and
    dirty south something something

    i dont think 'something something' is going to attract much attention .

    i was also told i was not allowed to call it

    "outkast betty mcnasty presents a super happy fun awesome time in the bayou city with cars, bitches, bikes, booze and all that jazz". its too long i guess

    peas,

    tina
     
  2. pasadenahotrod
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    from Texas

  3. impalamark
    Joined: Jan 31, 2007
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    Don't know but do think it should start with

    OUTKAST BETTIE MCNASTY'S ......

    BIKES BITCHES AND BOOZE I'd make the trip

    Bike bitches boozes and bombs ... I'll bring my car

    then there's that political correctness stuff hmmm

    bayou city round up ... I'll keep thinkin
     
  4. 41 mopar
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    Funtime Girls cars and bike Blast. Just a thought.
     

  5. 49 Fastback
    Joined: Jun 24, 2005
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    from Ohio

    "Space City Liftoff" or "Space City Blastoff"

    "Shootout at the Houston Corral" (altho with what I hear about your murder rate, this may not be such a good idea)

    "Third Coast Blowout"

    "Bayou City Breakdown"

    "Houston Wreckers' Ball"

    "Houston Hop Up Hoedown""

    All I got.

    Tucker
     
  6. I like the "Houston Wreckers Brawl"...I mean "Ball"...hehe
     
  7. InDaShop
    Joined: Aug 15, 2004
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    from Houston

    Space City Send Off
    "Featuring Betty McNasty and the Crackerettes"
    One last show before the snow.
    All the bombs, kustoms, and hot rods you can stand before they get put away for winter!



    I think Third Coast is gHey. And Dirty South is more LA, Miss, 'Bama, Georgia.

    For Bayou City, maybe the Bayou City Boondoggle.

    You guys know I will help out, I'm not much help, but you guys already knew that.
     
  8. Lobucrod
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    Betty shows her McNasty
     
  9. bettie mcnasty
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    um. there is no snow in houston.....

    and you can be my security guard. i need someone with balls and will turn away billet street machines. are your huevos big enough? :D
     
  10. InDaShop
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    Ummmm, Tina, I saw snow two years in a row in Houston. They were only flakes, but stillllllllllllll. Ok, maybe a problem, but I ain't skeered.

    As for security guard and keeping billet out. Shoot I'll let anything in for sexual favors. Might as well call it Boydfest if I'm at the door.
     
  11. Houston Hurricane 'Ho-down
     
  12. bettie mcnasty
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    Dear Wyatt,

    I regret to inform you that your position at "Bettie McNasty's Car Show of Doom" is no longer available. There is no severance package available and don't let the doorknob hit you on the ass on the way out.

    Signed,

    Bettie "aka Jesus Lovemuffin" McNasty


    ps- really? sexual favors? don't tell jab that.
     
  13. Oh yes, there is...you can get it on any streetcorner.
     
  14. rodknocker
    Joined: Jan 31, 2006
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    beer,babes,bands,bikes and rods car show!
     
  15. I think that would attract too much baggy pants, backwards ball cap, DONKs on 30" wheels type of crowd.
     
  16. Mudslinger
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    The Houston T & A Tear Down Autorama!

    Lone Star Rumble Roundup!
     
  17. bettie mcnasty
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    hmmm it's just a tad to close to the Lone Star Round Up..... eh? :D
     
  18. bettie mcnasty
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    all the more reason for EVERYONE to drive to houston for the show..... right? :p
     
  19. The Last Hurrah of the Golden Hord.

    I think there was a book by that name but this is a car show so there shouldn't be any problems.
     
  20. Mudslinger
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    Sorry for that, leave it to me IM out of the area.
     
  21. 6t5frlane
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    from New York

    The Texas Longhorn Rumble
     
  22. The Houston Oiler.
     
  23. Bayou City.......BITCHEZ!
     
  24. Houston Roadeo (roadeo is right outta the Henry Gregor Felsen book "Hot Rod")

    Rocket City Roadeo

    Oil City Roadeo

    Greezy Roadeo
     
  25. KooDaddy
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    from Wis.

    Space City Fall-out " Bet your astroid you'll have a blast"
    or Space City Smack Down
     
  26. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 5,249

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    Houston Havoc

    Houston Hoedown

    ps-I'm from Houston, where in Houston are you having it? That may help as far as naming it.......

    Ever thought of having it in Galveston?
     
  27. abc123
    Joined: Oct 6, 2005
    Posts: 451

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    Texas Torque-a-thon

    Bayou Blasterama

    Jalopy Junkeroo

    Two-lane Gasphalt

    Gow-Jobs Getogether

    Suede Patina Hoot
     
  28. mission control meltdown
    countdown to rust ..
    roket science rejects
    rod launchers countdown
    booster bandits boogie
    second stage fallout
    g-force load
    prelaunch preperation
    rocket shadow
    gantry gawkers
    space happy rods and customs
    tang suckers ball
    poop n space
    mcnasty peas(your qoute refined)
    road rocket landing
    long drive depends
    the other texas cars how
     
  29. Nappy
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    The Oil Spill.
     

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