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  1. squigy
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 3,915

    squigy
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    from SO.FLO.

    Oh God i am ashamed i live in Fla....this is just stupid.
     

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  2. Omega
    Joined: Jul 11, 2006
    Posts: 874

    Omega
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    from Mass

  3. publicenemy1925
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Posts: 3,187

    publicenemy1925
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    from OKC, OK

    I think i threw up a little in my mouth.
     
  4. Clark
    Joined: Jan 14, 2001
    Posts: 5,130

    Clark
    Member

    Squig...you must learn photoshop and put California plates on stuff like that :)
    Clark
     

  5. droplord49
    Joined: Jan 12, 2004
    Posts: 1,691

    droplord49
    Member
    from Bryan, Tx

    There was a late 80's early 90's Lincoln cruising Congress during THE ROUNUP last weekend that was sporting bias WWW's, pretty funny shit
     
  6. tstclr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2006
    Posts: 313

    tstclr
    Member

    That's as bad as this:
    [​IMG]
    Todd
     
  7. UnIOnViLLEHauNT
    Joined: Jun 22, 2004
    Posts: 4,827

    UnIOnViLLEHauNT
    Member

    there is a guy around here with a 99 or so dodge 1500 with wide whites and scallops on it.

    wtf are ppl thinking.
     
  8. joeycarpunk
    Joined: Jun 21, 2004
    Posts: 4,446

    joeycarpunk
    Member
    from MN,USA

    I like it, it's like polishing a terd.
     
  9. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,862

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    In The Onion last week this was one of the items in national news.

    "The state of Florida caught fire last Tuesday and sank."
     
  10. BigRed390
    Joined: Mar 21, 2007
    Posts: 484

    BigRed390
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    Yep. Polished or not, it still looks like shit!
     
  11. We aren't all HHR and PT cruiser dragging-behind-the-Winnebago wannabe's out here...:eek:
     
  12. Mr T body
    Joined: Nov 2, 2005
    Posts: 2,227

    Mr T body
    Alliance Vendor
    from BHC AZ

    Kinda matches those "traditional" side steps..... [​IMG]
     
  13. skajaquada
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,642

    skajaquada
    Member
    from SLC Utard

    you think that's bad...

    i didn't get my camera out in time, but i passed the ugliest fucking PT cruiser convertible i've ever seen the other day. it was gloss black with ugly ass stick on purple flame graphics and WWWs with red steel wheels and baby moons. i start swearing up a storm and yelling at the bastards (even though they couldn't hear me) while my girlfriend looked at me wondering if i was having a seizure.

    i just looked at her and said "let's just say it would take too long to explain everything that's wrong with that thing for you to understand why it's offensive to me as a hot rodder and a person of common sense." *shiver* just thinking about that abortion of steel gives me the chills again...fucking PT losers.
     
  14. Silhouettes 57
    Joined: Dec 9, 2006
    Posts: 2,791

    Silhouettes 57
    Member

    It's like looking at a '50 Merc with Billet Wheels.
     
  15. tomcat46
    Joined: Aug 15, 2005
    Posts: 387

    tomcat46
    Member

    Skajaquada dont look at this, it will just upset you!;)
     

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  16. 40Standard
    Joined: Jul 30, 2005
    Posts: 5,963

    40Standard
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    from Indy

    I don't like whitewalls on anything. black is beautiful
     
  17. 34toddster
    Joined: Mar 28, 2006
    Posts: 1,482

    34toddster
    Member
    from Missouri

    That settles it I'm puttin blackwalls on my 31...I just puked
     
  18. 60'coupe
    Joined: Dec 21, 2006
    Posts: 874

    60'coupe
    Member

    WOW, A Magnum Rat Rod, that's a first ! I hope i never see this car again !
     
  19. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
    Posts: 10,948

    breeder
    Member Emeritus

    am i the only one that loves these cars????opp...hang on.....
    whats the doc? ohh my pills...thanks....[swallows pils]...ahhh...
    now where was i ???ohh yeah...those are the dumbest fuckin things ive ever seen!ever!
     
  20. xderelict
    Joined: Jul 30, 2006
    Posts: 2,475

    xderelict
    Member Emeritus

    South Omaha Turds would like to get in on some of this turd polish ya'll keep talking about.We like low luster in the brown bottle.
     
  21. KarlsKustom
    Joined: Sep 2, 2005
    Posts: 88

    KarlsKustom
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    Is it just me, or is this the first thing that pops into your minds too when you see something like that :rolleyes:

    SunstarBTTF3(large).jpg
     
  22. mustangsix
    Joined: Mar 7, 2005
    Posts: 1,409

    mustangsix
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    [​IMG]

    By the time I got seriously interested in cars, about (1966-67), any kind of whitewalls were passe on any performance car. Wide whites were considered especially stupid looking and I remember me and my buddies wanting Redline Tiger Paws. It was also about that time that raised white letters got so popular on new musclecars and Pep Boys sold a lot of those markers to paint in the letters on our blackwalls.

    A lot of styling trends from the fifties and early sixties died about the same time. Fender skirts, curb feelers, fuzzy dice, lake pipes.....it was all from a previous generation and to us was the butt of many jokes, much like we kid about 80's hairstyles today (with apologies to any mullet-wearing HAMBER's). From the perspective of a kid in the sixties and seventies, all that fifties stuff looked kind of goofy on a car.

    But a lot of water has gone under the bridge these last 40 years and my perspective has changed a lot and I have a much broader view of time and history now. Wide whites definitely have a place and the look is great on cars that have that period vibe, but they still look stupid to me when you put them on something too new (see PT Cruiser above). I see the same sort of incongruence when I see 22" billets and 35 series tires on a hot rod.
     
  23. Dirk35
    Joined: Mar 8, 2001
    Posts: 2,067

    Dirk35
    Member


    Soooooooo, Instead of giggling and being amused (or feeling empathy for them) at the retardedness of others, you get mad at them for their obvious poor taste and crappy judgment?

    Did you happen to watch the last weeks South Park where Cartman’s bigotry led to them capturing the terrorists?
     
  24. DE SOTO
    Joined: Jan 20, 2006
    Posts: 3,857

    DE SOTO
    Member

    EVEN AS BAD AS THAT LOOKS AND GUYS ARE PUKIN IN YER MOUTHS ..................

    ITS THE SAME EXACT LOOK AS WHEN YA PUT WWW RADIALS ON YER '40s~'50s PERIOD HOT RODS

    WWWs ON A NEW ECONO~BOX LOOKS LIKE SHIT, JUST AS RADIAL TIRES ON AN EARLY ROD or KUSTOM LOOKS LIKE SHIT

    I BET 1/2 THE GUYS HERE THAT SAY ITS WRONG, HAVE RADIALS ON THERE HOT ROD.
     
  25. Section 8
    Joined: Mar 22, 2007
    Posts: 1,050

    Section 8
    Member
    from AZ

    Wow, how lame of those people to personalize their cars in a way that is different than how we personailze our cars.

    Maybe we should put together a committee to make a list of what is deemed acceptable and we can all drive vehicles that don't offend those who possess the higher knowledge.

    If we let this continue, the next thing you know, people will express their interest in hot rods (using only approved terms) they like by calling them a name that is unapproved and upsetting to the more sensitive among us.

    Because, really, doesn't everyone love people who get wrapped around the axle worring about what words other people select instead of what they actually mean?

    We need to show these people how fun and cool we are by putting an immediate end to anything that's different than what we select or think. After all, don't all hip rebels want to be sure everyone is just like them?

    I choose to express my individualism by being just like everyone else, but only if others will first grant me approval.
     
  26. wow, must belong to some young kid who's daddy has money
     
  27. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 3,763

    monsterflake
    Member

    squigy, you'll just have to learn to embrace the stupidity of florida...
     
  28. guiseart
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 3,872

    guiseart
    Member


    BWAHHAAAAAHAAAA!
    (shit, spilled my drink)
     
  29. Silhouettes 57
    Joined: Dec 9, 2006
    Posts: 2,791

    Silhouettes 57
    Member

    Is this CLEAN or NOT???
    I saw it at the Jalopy Showdown a couple years ago (parked separate from old cars). I like it, but I'm 62 years old what do I know!
     

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  30. Theres a guy by me with, a early 80s s-10 blazer like that. Flat black, scallops, www tires,chrome steelies, fuzzy dice, curb feelers, fake hood scoop, lake pipes and worst of all "Historic Tags".
     

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