Local HAMBer needed in Central California

Hello,
I live in Lemoore California and am looking for someone in the area for advice.

David Z.

 

You need to know if you should move from Lemoore because...!
A. There is nothing to do.
B. There is too many Dairies.
C. There is too many flies.
D. All of the above

 

E. It smells like cow shit too much....unless it rains and that doesn't happen enough.

 

I can give you plenty of advice.....................I'm not sure if you would want to act on any of it though. Send your question to:

Dear Muttley
1313 Hot Rod Ln.
Frestucky, Cal. 18436572

 

Yah! Speakin of SHITHOLES. Hahahaha, anyone wanna see the under ground garden?

 

It is a new meaning to fucking hole in the wall.

 

Don't cry, Bakersfield is close behind......except for that quarter mile thing.........oh and the new roundy round track they just broke ground on....................and the simple fact that I'm here.

 

But you have Squeek Bell and we don't.

 

At least there's a Del Taco about three blocks from there.

 

Yah and more rodding history then any one place I can think of. I LOVE Del Taco, the fries BLOW, but the chicky tacos are killa.

 

I'm not sure what kind of advice you want, but feel free to PM me and I'll see if I can be of service.

Skip

 

What about El Pollo Loco?

 

Skippy's always there to help.

 

We just can't seem to get this HAMBers attention can we.

 

Jeez, I can't imagine why! Dairy comments, Del Taco ( Tastee Freeze rules). Guy's probably hudled in a corner. It's not like he lives in Dinuba or somethin'(Former Reedleyite) .

Seriously Ziggy, there's lots of people that can help you locally. Don't be afraid to ask. It just might take a while to get a serious answer, what with the Momma-so-fat jokes and all.

 

You are a friend of Adren in Reedley?

 

Scroggins?

 

How is Dennis, I was told he was getting better with his cancer.

 

Looks like the advice is to MOVE away.

 

Lets start over here. What kind of advice, other than messege board etiquite, are you looking for.

 

Seriously it might help if you stated your needs. The guys here consistently impress me with help and stand up good guy attitudes. If it's legal I think you'll get the help you seek just be prepared to pay it forward.

 

david, if you're like me and in the navy, then you're STUCK here. what do you need help with man?.....your location says hanford, and your post says lemoore, i'm right in the middle of both towns in the HUGE community of armona! there are alot of good guys on this board from our area, i'm sure we could help you out. -josh

forget it, just read your profile....guess you're not stuck here afterall. what advice do ya need?

 

I think we shocked him.

 

maybe because we already knew there were too many flies, daries, and lets not forget absolutely nothing to do?!!! i've only been here 6 years, and i know that!

 

Hanford does have Superior Dairy downtown that is the best ice-cream on the planet and also one of the last A&W's. Lemoore has the firepower and Armona has the a a a a a a ?

 

c'mon now, armona has RAVENS!! aaaand thats about it.....oh, and coplins barbershop, but he's out for foot surgery. yup, we're suckin here.
me and my wife just went to superior on thursday, ya think maybe thats what he needed advice on? superior or cold stone for ice cream??

 

Holy shit, I'm bustin' a gut over here crackin' up. Must be something in the air over there... besides flies.
The vineyards took over the dairyland in these parts, but there's an A&W on the way to work thankfully. If I could only find a Foster Freeze somewhere.

 

lemoore does have a foster freeze, not too bad of a place. the A&W in hanford is a little run down, oh, it's not fly season just yet....! it's crickets in your house season!

 

hey man, we kinda beat you up on this post, but really if you need help, just PM me, i could probably walk to your house....hell, i'm sure i've seen you around town.

 

I just moved back to Lemoore from Hanford. I am a Navy brat, my father spent 25yrs at Nas Lemoore his name is David Zigler. He retired 3yrs ago from AMID 700th division as a Senior Cheif. You may know him.