O/T Stinky's In Luv

Hayyy HAMBs!!!

Y'all know I likess me the cardbord and wine!! but even with a fresh quart of T Bird and a big new maytag box Ol' Stinky still gets thinkin bout havin a nice lil womann to keep him warm at nite and shoo away the damb austin bats.

Truble is Ol Stinky's kind a shy around gals exspeshally after that new hi concentrate peper spray came out

Anyhows i was readin here on the computar that over in Israel thay now got CARBORD GIRLSSSS!!! Hotdam check it out bro

http://gawker.com/news/publicity/pretend-prostitutes-vs-rent-inflation-227364.php

Holy Mogen David bro!!! Stinkys IN LUV

So I found some more pixures of my dream mama here

http://www.flickr.com/photos/veecee/sets/72157594352285236/

How bout helpin a brotha out HAMBs?!?!? Nex time youre down on Lavaca drop me some spare change for postage,,, help tha Stinkster get his carbord solemate

Bless you and watch out for dead grackles

Stinky out

 

Do you shit in a jar?

 

Jar, box, town lake, its all good bro

 

If you snags one of them 'ladies', watch out for the paper cuts. I hear a yeast infected paper cut can be the ruination of a man.

 

Cardboard ladies would be cool. You could live in them if you got enough of them and taped them together.

Kinda like a harem.




Why did you kill all those birds?

 

or a womb.

 

Ya I'm worried about "lil' Stinky" he aint never been sircrumsized

Hope that carbord Israel gal thinks Im still kosher

 

Well, smelling like a hog farm WON'T help in the Kosher department.

 

Thas cool

Instead of makin bacon,,, ill just cream cheez her bagle

 

Stinky, does the crackle and sparrow taste like chicken? You know, you could get a bunch of those cardboard jewish gals to pose provacotively and set them out on the sidewalk not far from your alley. The tourists can come up and pose with them and you can collect big bucks from selling the photos. Stinky has an empire right at his fingertips.

 

So I haven't been on the HAMB for a few weeks and when I come back to "read all about it" There's the most off topic post in the history of off topic posts.

I'm sure you're just trying to give us a heads up on the next "cry baby" trend at car shows right???? At least then it's related.

 

I really don't want to think about what Stinky has "right at his fingertips"....

 

like Abraham Roseavelt sed,, "i cannot tell a lie"

I got holt of some bad buritos the other nite in the dumbpster behind Guerros

them poor birds dint know what hit em

neether did my poor drawers

I dont know what them thangs taste like!!! I sold em to GM stake house for wine money

 

Shouldn't it be "Stinky the X-Austin Bum"?

You're nuts dude.

And what IS up with those birds?

Did they all drink the Kool-Aid?

 

And my post got locked for askin' about GERM??? HRP

 

Man,

I fucking vomited a bit in my mouth after reading that!!!

Danny

 

What about my nuts?

Man I gotta slo down on the Nite Train all the words are turnin green

 

If you steal our stuff, we'll kick your teeth (or in Stinky's case, tooth) in, if you attack our glorious leader, we take care of your girl.

 

Hayy that ankel tat looks like Tiffani

That gal really knows how to par-tay

She also really knows how to find deposit bottels

 

Questions to ponder this afternoon....

.......Will the shocks i bought work on my lowered front suspension.

.......Can i bring my A game to roundup and score a delicious cookie from Denise?

......Is Skinky the reincarnation of the bunny suit guy from a few years back?

 

Stinky, Stanky, Stunky....

You crack me up. It's a different world for you, isn't it?

 

Does she have a cardboard box?

 

Damn it!!! I can't believe I missed that one.... A gold star for Russco.

 

A, B, or C game, makes no difference, you'll certainly get a hug and sloppy kiss but no cookies. It was a royal pain in the butt last year lugging all those cookies on the plane.

 

Stinky,

Your picture looks strangely like Boyd Coddington after a hard night....

 

Hay Stinky,Those "terrorists" girlfriends like you to do it to their box thru a hole in your box...so be careful man......
Just remember this- If you dont behave properly with them girls they cut off your fingers......or worse.

 

beer fart!

 

with these illustrated women would invisible skotch tape carefully placed make them virgins again and again..?????

i suppose being able to draw a smile on a face would help too.

so where do we mail these for you to spilndle and mutilate..
you are not still hanging around that post office.....

paperdog

 

Stinky better be careful, those cardboard girls might give a whole new meaning to wet spot.