Calender cardboard messages... let me hear them!

I didn't get to help deface innocent cardboard at the calendar stuffing party. (I was too busy doing actual work... ) I did hear some that were pretty damn funny. I also heard I was the subject of some of them.

So let's hear what the cardboard crew had to say. Keep any spelling errors as written, because I know there will be some.

Again, PM me if you are thouroughly disgusted by what was written and I'll get you Flathead Pete's cell phone number so you can discuss it...

oh, and by the way.... if you haven't already:

 

"The GMB's want YOU! (in more ways than you think) "

I was feelin' the love today, yessir!
The calendar's tight too

You get a new lampshade Mikey?

 

my carboard was blank. not sure if i'm happy or sad...

thanks for the hard work. calendar is awesome.

 

Ill do you like my best freinds wife

and a Phone number

 

Mine Read "THIS IS NOT GAY PORN" I'm sure glad the queens next door didn't get my mail., they'd have sent it back.

 

" Baaah...
means
No.

This public service
announcement
provided by the
G.M.B"

I'll remember that when I meet you guys on the salt flats.

Tom

 

mine was funny enough.. here's a photo... thanks to everyone who works so hard to get these out for us...

and I think if we can match the handwriting that the author's membership should be questioned...

 

Got my two calendars in the mail today...the cardboard speaks.......

G - Ginormous
M - Man Hole
B - Beads

 

I got "Cardboard Makes Me Wet"!

Thanks to all that put out the effort to create and distribute this traditoin!


jerry

 

someone from GMB has the cure for anal itch

 

"Help me please!!! I am being held against my will and forced to "stuff" much more than calenders. Please contact the authorities and send help. I am at...Oh shit, here they come..."

The calendar looks great by the way.

 

What? That old thing? Naah... just a loaner.

 

"Next year...The 1st Annual Naked GMB Car Wash. Mark you're new calendar. (next year's calendar is Gonna ROCK!)

-Looks like a girl's handwriting, BTW. Denise!!!!!!???!!

 

Mine said...... FOR SALE: YOUR MOM.

I wasn't sure what to say at first but it did make me laugh

 

Great calendar and thanks for all the hard work.Priority mail and NO wrinkles. Mine said-----"Built with pride by Boyd Now this
cardboard is gonna cost $25,000"

 

Mine had comments about Village People, Wham and Liberace. Great calender!!

 

I can honestly say nope, I was too busy deligating duties.

I won't say who it was, if in fact it was a gal BUT you might have met her at the HCP if you were there. Then again, you know those GMB boys do have some feminine qualities.

 

I'm feeling unloved...blank cardboard.

...wait, maybe it's invisible ink!

 

"Cock the other white meat"
uhmmmmmmmm Delicious



"I meant chicken pervert!!"

What?!?!?!?!

Thanks go out to the cardboard crew...............

 

Mine said, "We are watching you". Looks like I'll be beefing up security soon.

 

"Eat more beets"

 

mine said "I heart scat"..................how did they know?!?!?!

poop it's what for dinner...........

 

mine said "Daddy's little secret makes my butt hurt" You friggin sicko's are a scream, I saw the post of the stuffin party and couyldn't wait to see the calendar, but also if it had a message! The H.A.M.B bowling was a riot, the Queen of H.A.M.B. rules again. Thanks to all of you to make this thing go out. Calendar is soooo awesome, I'm carefully dismantling mine and displaying all at once on my hotrod wall in my store. One of our Omaha home boys, Dan Olson's flamed fab. 37 Ford is Jan. To Cool!!Sololobo

 

Hey,

Um, some questions have come up. Please answer to the voices
in my head if you will...........

Does "Stinky the Bum" really live in Michigan and not Texas?

Is "Stinky the Bum" now, or has he ever been an operative of
the HAMB?

And.......was the HAMB 2.7 calender really the end use for the
cardboard "Stinky the Bum" appropriated from Ryan on the
street, that fateful day in Austin?

The calender really rocks!!!


" there is in manufacturing, a creative joy that only poets are
supposed to know. Someday I'd like to show a poet how it
feels to design and build a railroad locomotive."
Walter P. Chrysler

 

You gotta love it!!!!

 

Here's mine.

 

"Call me gay but... unicorns kick ass!!"

Calender looks great. Thanks to everyone involved.

 

i made little race cars from my poop VAROOM!!!!

and

need to lose weight? bulimia worked for me

 

LMAO at all of these comments. I dont think any other group than the GMB's could be so random!

I'm still waiting on mine, I think they musta just stuffed it in with all the diapers. Still cant wait to get it!