Just picked up a GREAT new tool catalog: "The Acme Catalog; Quality is our #1 Dream", from a supplier called Warner Brothers. Anyway, it has WAY cooler stuff than SnapOn. Instant Tunnel Paint. Giant Rubber Bands and magnets. A special anvil, advertised to defy all laws of Physics. Fake holes. TNT plungers. This will revolutionize my shop! Mine was 14 bucks at the school store. ISBN 0-8118-5115-X DAMN. Mine's missing the blasted ordering form.
AHA! It has a website: http://www.chroniclebooks.com/site/...page=pubs_product_book_info&products_id=5572& Now I can get a replacement for the missing order info...
"Bruce, Do they still list rocket powered roller skates? I've been meanin to get me some!" Hmmm...rocket sled...jet pogo stick...car catapult...AH! Page 94! YES!
I wonder if that stuff ACME sells works on Squirrels... If you guys see me in a pile at the base of a tree with a fake hole in it... the answer is NO. JOE
There was a post on Kalecoauto here recently. They had the muffler bearing I needed but the blinker fluid was on backorder
Ok Bruce, remain calm and put the book down. Listen, no one here is trying to harm you. We only want to help. No, this white jacket isn't for you. No, the needle is for Blown49....... Just close the book and sloooowly pass it to me....... NO BRUCE! DON'T DO IT!
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