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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 55chevy, Oct 18, 2006.

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  1. 55chevy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2006
    Posts: 280

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    What other forums are saying.............
    Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife.
    How can I kill 'em? (btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.)

    Mustang Forums - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Civic Forums - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    Yugo Forum (Yugos only rate one Forum) - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini Forums - - - Annoying wind noise around 210MPH...

    Miata Forums - - - Some jackass in a Yukon just ran over my car. (pics)

    GMC Yukon Forums - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely
    remove it? (pics)

    BMW 7-series Forums - - - Where do I go to get my Rolex serviced?

    Cadillac Forums - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Ford Excursion Forums - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? I'm
    thinking about buying an oilwell.

    Buick Forums - - - Which is better? Medicare or Medicaid?

    Crown Victoria Forums - - - How come people never drive faster than 55
    on the
    highway?

    Honda Accord Forums - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap,
    used 18 inch wheels.

    Toyota Echo Forums - - - Do our cars use Double A's or Triple A's?

    Ferrari Forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia.
    Want to get in and out fast.

    Saturn Forums - - - Cigarette landed on my fender. Fender melted and need to
    replace.

    Mini Forums - - - Just flipped the Cooper after watching The Italian
    Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper Forums - - - I floored-it on the way home from work
    yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 Forums - - - Some punk in a jet tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan Forums - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer
    schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer Forums - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have
    to get the touch-up paint from the Dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in
    gas.

    Fiat Forum - - - Hello? Hello? Am I the only one here? (Might be
    combined with Yugo Forum in the future).


    fiero forum : check out my new fire suit (pics)

    Subaru WRX Forums - - - Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking
    lot.

    SRT Forums - - - "Will this void my warranty"

    GNX Forums - - - Transmission Groupbuy full! Stop PM'ing me!!!

    NSX Forums - - - Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Z06 Forums - - - Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier
    steering wheel?

    Mopar Forums - - - Help! I've replaced everything and it still won't start!

    Circle Track Mini Stock Racer's Forums - - - Those darn Formula
    Continental and Sports Racers have used up all of the 2.0 Ford Pinto engines!

    Formula and Sports Racer's Forums - - - Those darn Mini-Stock racers
    have used up all of the 2.0 Ford Pinto engines!

    Silver Crown Forums - - - Do you suppose we can race at Indy with the
    new car?


    Indy Forums - - - Do you suppose Tony will allow front engine open-wheel
    cars at Indy?
     
  2. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,536

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    I like it...

    Except, you forgot the Primedia forum: Those guys at the HAMB forum are kicking our ass again.

    R-
     
  3. I particularly liked the bit about the Mustang and the Civic.
     
  4. Eddie's chop shop
    Joined: Sep 4, 2006
    Posts: 592

    Eddie's chop shop
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    Corvette Forum: I don't know... you'll have to ask my mechanic.

    I've talked to alot of these guys
     

  5. LUX BLUE
    Joined: May 23, 2005
    Posts: 4,407

    LUX BLUE
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    from AUSTIN,TX

    thanks... I needed a chuckle.
     
  6. banzaitoyota
    Joined: May 2, 2004
    Posts: 547

    banzaitoyota
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    RX-7 Forums: I blew the Apex Seals in my engine....again
     
  7. Hahahahahha!!! Excellent!
     
  8. GMC Yukon Forums - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely
    remove it(without catching AIDS from the blood)? (pics)

    Statistically, they are the most popular car with fags. Or so I heard on the radio. But I do believe it. This will probably be one of those very long silly threads.
     
  9. OSR - - - That's not ol skool

    The HAMB - - - That's not traditional
     
  10. jdubbya
    Joined: Jul 12, 2003
    Posts: 2,435

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    Corvette Forum : What color polo shirt should I wear for the fall color tour, I was thinking raspberry, but I am afraid it will clash with my penny loafers...what do you think?
     
  11. Miata's are quite "gay" - but please note that I mean "gay" in the modern usage of the word (meaning rubbish, lame, pathetic or poor quality) rather than in any homophobic sense. Or in the original sense of the word meaning happy or glad.
     
  12. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 6,093

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    Boyd Forums: Lefty loosey... righty tighty: a beginners tutorial.
     
  13. Late-model Beetle forums----Where can I find a taller flower vase for my cup holder(s)?
     
  14. Haunted Ken
    Joined: May 22, 2005
    Posts: 186

    Haunted Ken
    Member

    LMAO!!!!!

    Actually, I had a customer about three weeks ago come in with a 1988 Yugo (No kidding) and wanted the engine rebuilt.... it took me a half-an-hour to convince him that it was impossible.... there are no parts for these things ANYWHERE that I could call......
     
  15. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
    Posts: 1,851

    oldchevyseller
    Member
    from mankato mn

    :rolleyes: HA/GR forum

    what's an automatic?




    INTERNATIONAL CXT,,, no officer i don't have any log book ,
     
  16. 50flathead
    Joined: Mar 8, 2005
    Posts: 1,167

    50flathead
    Member
    from Iowa, USA

    Taurus/Sable forum- How to find your car back at the airport among the 8 kazillion others just like yours!
     
  17. GomezGarage
    Joined: Jun 28, 2004
    Posts: 327

    GomezGarage
    Member

    I just laughed out loud...Being P.C. sucks
     
  18. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,263

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    Hamb Forum...
    Look at this ebay car....
    Someone called my car a ratrod...
    Wanna see my new tattoo?......
    How do i wash off rust????
     
  19. seymour
    Joined: Jan 22, 2004
    Posts: 5,125

    seymour
    Member
    from PNW

    lol
     
  20. flatblackindustries
    Joined: Oct 7, 2006
    Posts: 645

    flatblackindustries
    Member
    from Ogden, UT

    Aston Martin forum - My battery died whilst being delivered to my house from the showroom. How do I get in?
     
  21. Turbo442
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 702

    Turbo442
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    Trans thing can be true but another good one asked often is "...l so who's Grand National is running right/at all?" I know I am GN powered.. oh yeah and.... " when they run right they are a Great!" Finiky damn motors.
     
  22. Nik
    Joined: Nov 12, 2005
    Posts: 584

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    I think I was listening to the same radio show, but if I remember right, the Miata came in third behind the Jeep Wrangler and BMW 3 series. Right after I listened to it I pulled into a restarant to have lunch with an account and he pulled up in one of those Wranglers. I had to try hard to keep from laughing at him.:D

    Nik
     
  23. kentucky
    Joined: Jun 12, 2004
    Posts: 1,006

    kentucky
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    Ha Ha...

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Bugman
    Joined: Nov 17, 2001
    Posts: 3,483

    Bugman
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    OSR...Hey, check out my new S-10 Rat Rod
    RRT...Help! HAMBers are making fun of me
    Forward look Mopar... Christine and big Fins blah blah blah
     
  25. rebstew187
    Joined: Jan 17, 2005
    Posts: 1,491

    rebstew187
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    you forgot one.. HAMB Forum.. radial or bias wide white walls?
     
  26. Bugman
    Joined: Nov 17, 2001
    Posts: 3,483

    Bugman
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    FordBard...I'm gonna crush my parts before I'll sell them to a hot rodder to ruin. Anyone know any good crushers in the area?
     
  27. Fitysix
    Joined: Sep 17, 2006
    Posts: 308

    Fitysix
    Member
    from Md.

    WTF.....you got against Buicks?..........
     
  28. BlackFlag
    Joined: Jan 23, 2005
    Posts: 558

    BlackFlag
    Member

    Fitysix, your not special. This was making fun of everyone equally.

    H.A.M.B.: My neighbor just said I had a "cute dunebuggy"
    BUICK forums: Haha, I got one of those dang Hot-Rodders today!
     
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