o/t ....any halloween costume ideas

sorry i am frustrated with my car and cannot get it running so my a.d.d. (which was called retarded when i was younger) has gotten me sidetracked. i thought of a great costume idea just checking to see if anyone else has some good ideas.

 

Boyd Coddington. They're sold next to the clown costumes.

 

how about bettie page? just kidding

 

A friend of mine was a mamagram maichine last year. Went over pretty good at the bar. Was just a box with a lot of number a dials painted on Then two holes cut in it and it read insert breast hear. I think he got to cop a feel or two.

 

How bout Rat Fink or Roth himself.

 

I built a casket from plywood and have it hanging out the back of my wagon and follow my kids on beggars night with a zombie mask on. Always get free beers and alot of pics taken.

 

Haha. thats freaking hillarious! I think I am going to go as DOG the bounty hunter this year.

 

Here's a shot from last year. Great masks, but hard to drink through...

 

I saw a guy who used a carboard box painted to look like a table with a drawer in it...wore a lampshade on his head...One Night Stand.

I don't think it was thirdyfivepickup

Bryan

 

you don't know "hard to drink through"! 2 years ago I played a gig dressed as Claude Rains' Invisible Man. It's hard to drink... or do anything... when your head is completely wrapped in gause. But I went as a Tuskan Raider/Sand Person one year. Part of the costume involved a painted dust mask... painted with spray paint... so not only could I barely drink through the slot I made, but I was breathing about 90% paint fumes... it was kind of like being drunk... on top of that I didn't attach the eye cones right so one eye was looking the opposite way of the other eye!! OK, so it wasn't practical, but it was a DAMN good looking costume! I'll have to find a picture and scan it in

 

Not yet anyways!!! I love it.

If you've ever seen me you know I'm not the one night stand kinda guy. I have to wear down the defenses of the ladies over time... kinda like rust on the right rear frame rail of an 80 ElCamino...

(Well, ever since my hookup for the chloroform got busted... )

 

how about some jeans, 4" cuffs, wifebeater, draw on some tattoos, sideburns, oh shit wait... nevermind.

 

I've always wondered why people think it's cool to have their picture taking while flippin' the bird. Do they think it's funny? Looks stupid and classless to me.

 

Put a cereal box on a rope so it hangs at chest high around you neck . Then buy a fake knife ,butcher knife (NO SHIT RIGHT?) put it thru the center of the box so it sticks out . This costume is called the Cereal killer , and for one it's comfotable . You can take it on and off when you want , and you can drink in it . The tony the tiger box works well cause you can put the knife thru his chest and it looks cool . I did this one year and people thought it was funny as hell!!!

Buzz Bomb

 

best one I've seen in a couple years was I was walking down the street, with a lot of bars, at home and these guys with a whole bunch of cardboard boxes on them were walking together and one of them had a boombox in his "stomach", they kinda blocked the whole sidewalk, walked straight up to me and my girl and the one guy hit play.......

it was the tetris music and they all started spinning and dancing and as the music stopped they all like "interlinked" I was on the ground laughing, funny as hell and the guys said they didn't pay for a single beer all nite

 

i went as the grim reaper one year.......found some tall soled boots, a full black (what would you call it??) cape or dress thingy, a grim reaper see through one way mask and a real mowing si (sp??)....showed up at a college sponsored party.....they wouldn't let me in.....

 

drunk wearing a rat fink mask doesn't exactly scream sophisticated, ivy league one-upper. sometimes the bird is appropo. like now.

I want to be ugly betty for halloween. Fake teeth, Mexican blanket and a wig.
Or I could always be a ninja. Again.

One year I hid 2 costumes at my buddies party. The bathroom had 2 doors. I would go in, change into a ghoul (black mesh over my face), go out the back way, run around, grabbing drinks, boobs, whatever, then change into my clown outfit. I'd ask people who the f**k the asshole in the death mask is. Really had people going. I guess you had to be there.

 

I'm going to be Dog too and my wife is going to dress up like his

 

cause I was already there
scythe, btw

 

I went as a Jason/Leatherface dude one year. You know, hockey mask, green overalls and a chainsaw. Big whoop right? Well its bad-ass when its a REAL saw. Just remove the chain, fire that mother up, and people WILL shit themselves. Its best to start it up, and come running full bore out of the shadows.

 

I did that before. I was just over 7 feet tall with my stilts. I made a robe and hood out of black burlap. NO one could see inside the hood... and since I arrived out of costume and changed in the bathroom, no one knew who I was. Some people were seriously freaked out. I didn't reveal my identity for 30-45 minutes. People left the room. IT was awesome. I handed out shots of Black Death Vodka and cigarettes all night.

 

If I were you I would find the oldest person at the party and stand right behind them all night...

 

I was a meat inspector one year. Had a cool coat with a 'PYONG' nametag on it.

 

Black long sleeve shirt, black pants. Yellow electric tape double lined on the front and back of the shirt. The middle of the road. Last year I found a real ugly, small stuffed cat. I pinned it to my chest like road kill. Simple and car related.

 

GMB

 

that's scary...........

 

i seen a guy dressed up as superman rolling around in a wheelchair, that one was funny as hell. this year mine is close to that one but of a different celebrity and no wheelchair but i will need a marine animal to pull it off so if anyone is going to seaworld anytime soon please let me know i need a prop.

 

I went to a party as the devil one time.

I glued horns to my head and painted myself up to look like the devil. Honest to goodness, I looked real.
The horns looked real.....the whole bit.


I obviously didn't have a mask on.




anyhow, at this party there was a young kid like 6 or 7 maybe. He was with his mother. I was walking down a hallway and at the last second I peeked my head back around the corner and looked straight at him and gave him a "look". Like my face said, "little boy, I'm the devil and I'm gonna get you".

He got big saucer eyes and scooted behind his mom and was like almost crying.


..........I still feel bad about that one. I know that kid fucking hates me to this day and he doesn't even know who I am.

....other than the devil.

 

In the college town I lived in , the Salvation Army thrift store always did a brisk business thew week before Halloween. You can find affordable stuff that can be combined to great effect.

Powerband

 

You guys dress up for Halloween? I had no idea there were so many eleven year olds on the HAMB.