Quotations of interest to our....."types".

If you want to go cowboy, there are some great ones..

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

 

"Happiness is a Hot Rod"
Saw it in HotRod mag.

"I'm squeezin like a Chihuahua givein birth to Saint Bernard!!!"
Me I was puttin floor pans in my buddies Nova an had fitment problems cause he cut to much out.

 

One more from Red Green:

"Any tool can be the right tool"

 

"If I can chop a top, I can do Anything!" - (Me Omar Ortiz)

 

you can do or be whatever you want, and life's not fair. (my dad)

pretty much covered all bases. heh.

gary.

 

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"

I got this from bullshittin one day from a fellow HAMber 'Uncle Jesse'.

That's one very true statement..

I have this one printed and taped to a cabinet in the garage..

"There are three types of people, those who make thing's happen, those who watch thing's happen and those who wonder what happened"


Tony

 

"They been fighting since there were 2 of them"

That's tighter than a crabs ass, ant that's waterproof.

BB

 

My dad took everyone fishing, and if you ever said you were sorry for the fish he would say "If the fish was bigger and smarter than you you'd be flopping fresh in his tackle box."

 

"how did you make that mirror"? "I took a chunk of aluminum and cut off everything that don't look like a mirror", John Buttera around 1980

 

Homer Simpson...."Well kids, you tried and you failed....what did we learn from this??...NEVER TRY"

 

You can lead a horse to drink but you can't make him water!

 

Like a monkey trying to fuck a football.

 

If you haven't made a fuck up, you haven't made a thing.

It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.

 

The best way for me to explain the difference between a Hot Rod & a Kustom:

"You have a Kustom to get the girls and a Hot Rod to get away from em"

-Whoever

 

This one applies in the shop:

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand.

-Sun Tzu: The Art of War
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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
French writer (1900 - 1944)

 

If it don't go force it, if it breaks, it needed fixed anyway.
Kenny, don't you have a top to chop or something better to do than start this!?

 

Got too much to do Terry- I just am enjoyin the last day off ,till vacation is over!

 

Chrome won't get cha home, but it'll get ya laid!

 

What is this "vacation" you speak of? I'm not sure I know what I this is all about. I have heard other people speak of it too. I will have to look into this, sounds interesting!

 

"You know you are going to have fun and have to deal with the police as soon as someone says, "Hold my beer and watch this""

 

A couple of my favorites:

"That's like putting lipstick on a pig - it's prettier but it's still a pig"

" ...running around like a blind dog in a meat house..."

"You're only as old as the woman you feel" -- can't remember if it was George Burns or Milton Berle

 

The bigger the wheel the smaller the penis.......I'm runnin 14"'s

I've got a mexican socket set, ..a cresent wrench.

a billet steering wheel in a rat rod is like a diamond in a goats ass!

 

Never trust somebody elses rebuild.
Stan (the Szar) Szarcowitz

 

i gotta add another red green quote
"if the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy!"
ah the joys of duct tape

and this one :
"Puritanism; The haunting fear that someone, somewhere might be having a good time.
H.L. Mencken

 

"If you want to be differnet put a turd on it"

My dad everytime I modify something.

 

Ever here these

It's going to look good when you get id finished

I don't really like that style of car but yours looks good



keith

oh yeah my car has 13's on it :O)

 

see below

 

Here ya go my buddies ol lady reguarding a t-bucket we saw
"It can't be that fast if it was the body would just fly off "

 

"Boy you could fuck up a wet dream" (my best bud's Dad) always gets me laughin.