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Hot Rods If Your Car Could Talk

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by blowby, Jul 15, 2022.

  1. If my car could talk, it would sing this song...

     
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  2. jnaki
    Joined: Jan 1, 2015
    Posts: 9,369

    jnaki

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    Hello,


    When we spent many hours behind the steering wheel of the 58 Impala at the drags and just cruising around since the fall of 1957, it spoke to us in many different ways. The top subject being to have fun in anything we did while driving, but, driving safely. During the course of driving the 58 Impala, my brother did not get any tickets for a moving violation. I got one for a 28 mph in a 25 school zone by a radar. By the way, the radar was not in the school zone, (three blocks away) but I still got the ticket.

    So, overall, we were always having fun and drove safely. Afterall, it was our daily driver to school, work and daily play. Sometimes despite being a hot rod sedan, drag racer and cruiser, it was a way to get to the beaches for some surfing, too.

    All in all, we took good care of the Impala from day one and it never gave us any problems in reliability or having fun at a moment’s notice.

    Jnaki

    This is what the Impala would have told us in 1960-61.

    “I have the power (300 hp+?), the set up (C&O Stick Hydro, Racer Brown Cam/Kit, ported/polished heads, + Positraction), and some experience in handling… So, hang on, get a great start and step on the gas at the drop of the elbow or end of the yellow light.”
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    Cherry Avenue acceleration



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    Terminal Island freeway behind our Westside of Long Beach house:


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    Heading West toward Belmont Shore and Downtown Long Beach
    Westminster Avenue drags:


     
  3. Black_Sheep
    Joined: May 22, 2010
    Posts: 1,466

    Black_Sheep
    Member

    It would say “I love you too “…
     
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  4. 0NE BAD 51 MERC
    Joined: Nov 12, 2010
    Posts: 1,785

    0NE BAD 51 MERC
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    Get off the dam HAMB and FINISH ME!!!!!
     
  5. choptop40
    Joined: Dec 23, 2009
    Posts: 5,179

    choptop40
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    Sit and Spin...
     
  6. Toms Dogs
    Joined: Dec 16, 2005
    Posts: 372

    Toms Dogs
    Member
    from NJ

    (1) Wouldn't Hurt to wipe the Bugs off my Face this year?! :mad:

    (2) Keep it Under a 100! :eek:
     
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  8. hrm2k
    Joined: Oct 2, 2007
    Posts: 4,868

    hrm2k
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    F5EF71C8-AE60-4D6D-8887-F37863C390EB.jpeg Yeah jerk !!! Gold Metal flake !! That shit is everywhere now !!!
     
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  9. "Enough with the wrenches already"
     
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  10. 1971BB427
    Joined: Mar 6, 2010
    Posts: 8,755

    1971BB427
    Member
    from Oregon

    If my car could talk I hope it would say, "Thanks for saving me from a rusted wreck."
     
  11. blowby
    Joined: Dec 27, 2012
    Posts: 8,661

    blowby
    Member
    from Nicasio Ca

    I wish it would say "Bump the timing 2 degrees, couple sizes bigger mains and I'll have 20 more HP".
     
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  12. SlamIam
    Joined: Oct 8, 2007
    Posts: 468

    SlamIam
    Member

    Made me spray coffee out my nose, been looking for that socket a long time and can still hear it rattling around in there somewhere...
     
  13. Nobey
    Joined: May 28, 2011
    Posts: 1,489

    Nobey
    Member

    That's the second time you've ran me over a Traffic Cone, looking at some girl....
     
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  14. The Power, Skirts and Stance you gave me got me ready for backseat romance, ah! careful don't hurt my seat springs.
     
  15. Rj27buick
    Joined: Feb 14, 2012
    Posts: 106

    Rj27buick
    Member

    Thank you for the “heart” transplant!
     
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  16. I did a thread, long time ago, like this. I was thinking one night...I wonder if this was someone's first car. Did they loose their virginity in it...was it taken on vacations...was it raced...was it just to get to work...did it get handed down through the family...did it drive the kids to school...where did it come from...was it treated well? If it could only tell the story. etc etc...Great fun thinking about it all.
     
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