Ideas That Just Never Took Off

Glad you like it! I've got lots more to post, but i don't want to spam the thread.

 

Sick and twisted. Love it. Gary Larson has a sense of humor almost as warped as mine. Thanks for the laugh. Needed that right now.

 

Keep 'em coming @moparboy440 ..........Love 'em.

 

I never knew soybeans could be so ugly!!!

 

Has a nice side window for a dirt track race car..

 

I'd bet with your busticket you'll get some seasickness pills

 

...For sure.

 

I come from a long line of inventors. My great grandfather was an admirer of Rockefeller. So he strived to come up with an idea as great as Standard Oil. One day the perfect idea hit him. The three story out house. The first story was for poor and lower income people. Because everyone shits on them. The second story was for the middle class people. Because they like to shit on the lower class people any chance they get. The third story was for the upper class people. Because they like shitting on the middle and lower class people. He thought about adding a 4th floor that would be for politicians. Because they like shitting on everybody! True story. Too bad it wasn’t a big success. Only sold one, to the White House.

 

Mail delivery by rocket went well............

 

Now that's funny.....

 

Caution! Pinch point...everywhere.

 

carbeque

 

I've been trying to get investors for the Steel toed flip flops.....someday I'll be rich.

 

Lol....