Grimlock had a sex change? He was a pretty man. I bet he's dead sexxxy now... This was touched on on page one... http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1928...75QQihZ017QQcategoryZ6391QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Not on the HAMB but that Plowboy is funny FO SHO.
Here's one i stole from here at some point.. There's been so much funny shit on here i tend to forget most of it.. A WHILE back close to when i firsted joined back in '02, one of the member's had one of those add lib thing's where you filled in the black's left in a paragraph..except this one was for HAMB membership or something... I can remember laughing so fuckin hard it hurt... I even printed it out back then to show some buddy's.. I know Germ was in on that one too... It was some funny shit!! Wish i could find it now.. Anyone remember that one??
Without a doubt, Christian's clogged shithouse story was BY FAR the FUNNIEST thing I ever read on the HAMB. Surely someone has got it saved. Christian's still a member, maybe he's got it saved somewhere. Not sure if it's in the archives of this iteration of the HAMB, but I'll have a quick look.
Mud & Steves endless duells including everything from 4x4 Camaros, to codpieces, mercins, chocolate Jaffas provided by Paul in Brisbane, mullets flappin in the wind and Dokken blasting through the speakers. I miss Mud. Nads has made me laugh through most of the time I have been on the HAMB. I remember the metalflake nutsack, Dr Knobchieses Lincoln and a shitload of funny stories from his youth in England, usually involving saggy Vauxhalls and brit. Fords. Sol Rosenburg and his pissclams on the beach. Fecals the Clown was annoying in the funniest way. He even knew Barbara Streisand for crying out loud.
The bunny explanation should have been emailed to you when you did your intro. You did an intro, right?
LMAO!!!! thats too much man.. i cant beleive he dont know about the undergourd bunny/peta vibe this site has>>
He wouldn't have been told, even if he did do an intro. The Mustang Rejector System would have kicked in because of his avitar. That's almost as bad as a VW. When will these guys learn....... Mutt
The thread where some assholes had closed up a shop and split, ripping a bunch of people off. No, that's NOT the funny part. But there were pictures of these guys, one of 'em looked like Mr. Rodgers' really effeminate brother, and then there was this puto wearing a blue leopard skin cowboy hat smoking a Virginia Slim (or some shit like that) who was billed as their 'rat rod expert'. And a guy posts some comment to the effect that the guy looks like 'he could tell the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it.' Just about fell outa' my chair. BTW, whatever happened with the assholes with that shop? -bill
The christian shit chopper was the best, had me laughing for days. I think some people on here missed there calling and should have been comedians. Potty humor has always been the best humor! Problem is nowadays if someone tries to post something funny it gets shut down before it gets to the second page cause its too OT, i'm surprised this one has went on this long.. I know we gotta save space for the all the stuff that makes the HAMB what it is but damn its good to laugh sometimes.
The G.M.B. threads especially the ones that showed the drag plate with the dildo digger on it. ...and anytime someone with a panel truck or sedan delivery asks "Can someone photoshop a logo on this for me?" Hilarity ensues.
I'm nearly certain it is no longer here--I actually went through the complete list of his posts looking for it. Someone MUST have it...surely...???
Well I just googled Christian +"Jalopy Journal" and we are a non-denominational "Christian" car club... I bet the bots that search this stuff out put that together from Ryans use of "Gospel" in the mission statement. Strangely, there were no links for non-denominational Christian car clubs with clogged shitters.... It's probably in the archives somewhere.
YOU SHOULD SEEK MEDICAL HELP RASHY!! IF NOT FOR BEING UNBALANCED, DO IT FOR THE RASH!!! THEN YOU WOULD JUST BE..CURIOUS
Only reference I can find is in his post of 10/03/03 in this thread. Posts prior to that have no reference to his shitter. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3630
I've scrolled through the whole damned thread and just need to comment: The old days were the best. probably more good folks got run off than we can count but it was fun. There used to be so much funny shit on here that I kept a spare pair of boxers next to the computer. Hell it wasn't germ or rashy or anyone in particular, it was all you silly fucks together. Damned hoodlums.
. . .you might be a Hamber . . . that thread gave me a good laugh http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=72328&highlight=you+might+be+a+hamber
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