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https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-500.html
Flux Capacitor
Part # 121g Line: EB

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Details
Product Information

• Gigawatts: 121
• Material Compatibility: Plutonium
• Working Speed (mph): 88
• Maximum Power: 121 Gigawatts

Applications for this Product

• Modifications: Time Travel
• Quantity: 1

Detailed Description

• Time Travel at your own RISK!
• Plutonium is required to properly operate the flux capacitor
  • Plutonium is used by the onboard nuclear reactor which then powers the flux capacitor to provide the needed 1.21 gigawatts of electrical power.
  • Plutonium not available and O'Reilly Auto Parts. Please contact your local plutonium supplier.
• Flux capacitor requires the stainless steel body of a 1981-1983 DeLorean DMC-12 to properly function.
  • Once the time machine travels at 88 mph (142 km/h), light coming from the flux capacitor pulses until it becomes a steady stream of light at which point time travel begins!

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When that baby hits 88 mph... you're gonna see some serious shit!!!

 

When the Moon goes over The Hill so will you ......unless
You are using Teflon Muffler Bearing..!

Just my 3.5 cents

Live Learn & Die a Fool

 

Covid is causing all kinds of shortages

 

The funny part is they probably could actually sell this without complaints coming in, because they say right in the verbiage you need plutonium and an onboard nuclear reactor to run it. And where in the hell you gonna get that?!?

 

Can you really time travel at *only* your own risk?

 

Hi 210suiperair.This is the H.A.M.B.Build one.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo

 

I may have a spare one around somewhere, I’ll loan it to you then you can go back in time to when the were available and pick one up.

 

I used to have one of them. Hooked it up to my toaster....and my toast disappeared.
I was really pissed...had some Cocoa Puffs instead.

 

Good thing you didn’t keep it in the liquor cabinet

 

Hmmm wonder if you’ll find your toast sometime in the future

 

What's stranger, that they have that listed or that somebody actually searched for it?

 

Well, you start by prospecting for Uranium ore. Once you find it, file a legal mining claim to recover it. Then you begin the refining process for which you will need; water, centrifuge's, massive amounts of electricity to refine the Uranium and recover the Plutonium from the Heavy Water. Tell you what. Lets take this to a PM because the required space to describe the process and manufacture of every component could break the inter web.

 

I built mine by buying 10,000 antique wristwatches and scraping the radium numbers off them

I thought of that, and I check the toaster every morning...still nothing.
And to make matters worse, I'm outta friggin' Cocoa Puffs

 

I saw a black snake today. It slithered away from me into the leaves; I swear I heard it rattle. Such a thing as a black rattle snake in CT.?

 

Here’s a thought, why don’t you just get a uranium PU236 explosive space modulator and call it a day.


Sent from my iPhone using H.A.M.B.

 

It was probably a Black Racer. Harmless as far as poisonous snakes goes. They are great for keeping rodents under control and will catch, restrict, then eat them so they will not get into your cars. Rattling their tails is a defense mechanism that they developed by living amongst Timber Rattlers or other Rattlers in your area.

 

That's a great idea...but I couldn't afford one until I find a market for 10,000 wristwatches with no numbers left on them

 

Cool. But I just sprung for an oscillation over-thruster.

 

Damn, all these big words, I got a couple hoomerhingies in my shop, free to those who could use them, got them in a trade, cost me a couple thingiebobbers.

 

Not sure I would trust a china knockoff flux capacitor, did you check the country of origin?

 

Those have been on back-order since April 2

 

Not available! Rats! I was planning to order one and travel back to simpler times when everything didn't have a Prop 65 warning.

 

Great Scott!!!!

 

Toast reappeared this morning, but I had already eaten breakfast. Made the wife eat it...and her sex drive disappeared...

 

Why ya always blaming it on the Missus?

 

Those are in stock at Harbor Freight