Bush Beans, now i dated a girl that had bush beans, she told me up front that she hadem. I thought "well, who doesn't like a 5 bean cassarole?". I found out later what she meant
I am going off the grid. moved to the backyard and built a shelter from evergreen limbs. neighbor was pissed. said her tree looks naked now. that ain't nothin. wait till she sees me take a sponge bath.
forgot to bring a sponge. will have to use dry grass. waiting for a rainstorm to rinse off, this dried soap is gettin itchy.
Cops came during a downpour. said someone complained about suds getting into the aquafir. I said "look buddy, who cares, this ain't California"
my priest has said revenge is a sin. i said "it's a dish best served cold" (stolen from Shakespear, I think). two more days and it'll be cold enuff.
it was a dried up mummified carcass that i found in the basement of an old house deep in the woods, along with some bones that looked like they had been gnawed on by Bigfoot.
you believe in Bigfoot? send me your experiences for my new book. titled, "All Creatures Big & Small"
I have been accused of plagiarism and have been censored by the local library and not allowed back in until I take back what I said. I won't do it til they start up their free lunch program. you'd be surprised what hunger will make you do.
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