37 Chevy 2-Dr SOLD!

2 tone trunk back out of Texas,very solid body, couple very small rust holes in Pass rocker. has been reupholstered with some kinda stiff material, orig 6/3spd. 12V, ran on the farm when brought home, new glass, 1 dr glass cracked. brand new WWW. title in my name $8000 or best close offer. ...more pics available. ask ? at 724 470 4827. MikeRoman 20 Mi. S. of Pittsburgh

 

Com'on Man.I just know this guys gonna sell his car before i get the cash up. do me a favor, lend me the money and i'll give you one or both of the cars as collateral, if i don't pay you back, you keep em.

 

I didn't want to do this but I thought a pic of what i want would entice a buyer to help me out.
FUCK!, the ad is gone from FaceBook, that means it's sold! you can't see me but I'm cryin right now. have to go, tissues are in the next room.

 

yeah, it's gone, i'm still selling though, something else will come up.

 

found something! get yer wallets out.

 

put em back!

 

28 roadster pick-up. wont say more so as not to jinx the deal.

 

anybody know if a RPU turned on its side wll fit thru a 33-3/4" man door?

 

Obviously there are no men of vision here on the HAMB.

 

no, it won't

 

but I got a Sawzall

 

bump

 

that hacksaw is for sale.

 

i have a pile of toenail clippings to prove that it works.

 

hack saw is sold!!!

 

make an offer, any offer! even a stupid one. I havn't laughed since i was served with the paternity suit.

 

I'd rather wear a paternity suit than a maternity dress.

 

just to mix it up

 

i put that photo in the wrong ad

 

the guy with the cape & sword is my great great grandfather, Zebidiah Wilcox. there is a big story written about him titled " How Zeb saved the Union". look for it on Amazon

 

might be sold out, there was a big run on books causa the Wuhan

 

book is in its second printing, all proceeds benefit the poor children sired by me.

 

and there are a lot of em. when I did my bio at the Sperm Bank, I may have over exaggerated my finer qualities, the picture wasn't me either. poor kids....

 

if yer left handed, buck-toothed, cross-eyed and have freckles, we might be related.

 

No Bob, you're not my son, you're older than me

 

but, you might be my Uncle

 

Uncle Bob....., I'll never get used to callin' you that

 

must sell!! gettin desperate. food is runnin low and taxes are due. lawyers fees are buildin up and I've got three hungry mouths to feed. shoes have holes in the soles, shirts have holes in the sleeves (how else can I get my arms in?)

 

pictures of my Kids

 

first one's name is Jacob, second ones name is Jacob Too