Hippie Stuff for the ManCave

she's now doing 3 to 9. i visit every other weekend.

 

her mother moved in with me

 

surprisingly, Mom is a pretty good cook. and kinda cuddly too.

 

I'm kinda digging the homecookin' and the backrubs.

 

HA!, you thought i forgot about this didn't you.

 

Hippie life is comin back. just saw a guy in a tiedyed tee shirt stealin hubcaps.

 

lookin for someone to spoon with. must have bigger bottom than top, unless you want to spoon backwards.

 

maybe we can bundle?

 

AhMish?

 

Bundle? sounds like the Pickers.

 

Frank stopped in without Mike. cheap bastard wanted me to buy lunch cause he was a celebrity. I did. turns out he wasn't even the Frank from TV, just a homeless guy from under the bridge. this is the second time he scammed me for a meal.

 

I have been threatened to have the pickers come to my garage/shop/warehouse/junk pile. I ain't skeered, let em come! maybe they can find that model A window regulator i been lookin for for 2years.

 

ain't found it yet, but i did find a dead dryed up mouse. sent it to my X for Valentines Day.

 

she returned it. also in the box was a dried up dog turd. I think she wants me back.

 

her second husband said I'm welcome to her, I'm startin to have second thoughts

 

going to start over fresh. putting an ad in the Wanted here on the HAMB: single old car nut lookin for hot, single, tall, wealthy, large bussomed women. age and looks not important. But beautiful 22yr olds get first preference.

 

had one promising response, I'll let you know how it turns out.

 

not well.

 

I never shoulda sent her my real picture

 

pretty soon it will be 3 pages of BullShit and I still have this stuff.

 

I will donate this to a museum and take the tax write-off

 

museum didn't want it. no one does. soon as i get my woodburner hooked up it goes up in SMOKE

 

down in Flames, up in Smoke

 

rise like a PHOENIX !!

 

met some longhaired hippy kinda guy at a flea market, hes interested. so all you who were on the fence, get down, cause he's gonna BUY EM!!!

 

just diggin' into all my old ads, found this one to bring to the top.

 

if you buy this stuff, please give me some time to find it.