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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by louvers, Jul 8, 2006.

  1. louvers
    Joined: Jun 3, 2006
    Posts: 68

    louvers
    Member
    from alameda,ca

    Oh boy, am I gonna get it. Old farmer here who can't understand your way of
    talkin'. Is there a dictionary for computer lingo ? I aint dumb, just stupid !
     
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  2. theHIGHLANDER
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 10,264

    theHIGHLANDER
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    LMAO-laughing my ass off

    ROTF-rolling on the floor

    LMFAO-laughing my fuckin ass off

    IMO or IMHO-in my opinion, or honest opinion

    FWIW-for what it's worth

    BTW-by the way

    I'm sure there's more and others will have a field day with it. Lookin forward to it:D
     
  3. i thought it was "humble" opinion

    STFU is a favorite


     
  4. IIRC- If I recall correctly...

    OTOH- on the other hand...

    IMNSHO- in my not-so-humble opinion...
     

  5. chaser
    Joined: Apr 18, 2006
    Posts: 59

    chaser
    Member
    from utah


    What the hell is KNUX?
     
  6. ol'skool29
    Joined: Feb 15, 2006
    Posts: 1,077

    ol'skool29
    Member

    rotflmfao is a combination of

    rollin on the floor
    and
    laughing my fuckin ass off. you can pretty much combine watever you want to make a huge freekin abbreviation
     
  7. theHIGHLANDER
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 10,264

    theHIGHLANDER
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    I guess context can take it either way. Humble works too.

    Let's not forget some of the pre computer acronyms.

    GFY comes to mind. Not directed at anyone here mind you, well not yet anyways.
     
  8. my favorite is S.M.S.P.A.S.S.



    stop making stupid posts about stupid shit.......kinda like this one!
     
  9. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    ...irritating comes to mind...
     
  10. corncobcoupe
    Joined: May 26, 2001
    Posts: 7,369

    corncobcoupe
    SUPER MODERATOR
    Staff Member

    The only two (strangely often connected) that you really ever have to worry about is........

    This is the I.R.S.

    May he R.I.P.

    Cob
     
  11. joeycarpunk
    Joined: Jun 21, 2004
    Posts: 4,446

    joeycarpunk
    Member
    from MN,USA

    An annoying abbreviation no one knows what the hell it means, "dope" remark ranks right up there. Maybe I am one since no one knows what its suppose to mean as well. KNUX!:D
     
  12. Frank
    Joined: Jul 30, 2004
    Posts: 2,325

    Frank
    Member

    Don't forget

    SNAFU
    FUBAR
    and
    BOHICA
     
  13. squigy
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 3,915

    squigy
    Member
    from SO.FLO.

    i love this one..WMD
     
  14. Dr_X
    Joined: Oct 21, 2004
    Posts: 232

    Dr_X
    Member

    D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

    It took me a long time to figure this one out. Seems there is someone called dilligaf on almost every messageboard or on every gaming site. FWIW
     
  15. Can,t you yanks just speak english. The only one i know is WD-40 .
     
  16. MFIC- motherfu**er in charge.
     
  17. 23 bucket-t
    Joined: Aug 27, 2005
    Posts: 1,366

    23 bucket-t
    Member

    My favorite is H.A.M.B. *** Hokey Ass Message Board......[​IMG]





    [​IMG]
     
  18. KNUX 92.3 FM... :D

    Not really, but on the urban dictionary site look up "Cheesy Scrod"
     
  19. 81ttopcoupe
    Joined: Feb 10, 2005
    Posts: 398

    81ttopcoupe
    Member
    from Cedar Park

    GYHOOYA, pronounced ga-who-ya.
    Get Your Head Out Of Your A$$.
     
  20. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
    Posts: 15,583

    Royalshifter
    Moderator
    from California

    Do not forget TGTDBF
    Thank God the day before friday
     
  21. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
    Posts: 15,583

    Royalshifter
    Moderator
    from California

  22. There used to be a bar in Oakdale, WI with that name. They sold out and the new owner changed the name about 2 years ago. It took me a long time to figure out where they came up with the name.
     
  23. 23 bucket-t
    Joined: Aug 27, 2005
    Posts: 1,366

    23 bucket-t
    Member

  24. PITA: Pain In The Ass. What a Honda wrench feels while working on the the shop owner's friend's E350.

    -bill
     
  25. scottybaccus
    Joined: Mar 13, 2006
    Posts: 4,109

    scottybaccus
    Member

    What? No one remembered JAFO?
     
  26. 710 - printed on a cap under the hood of the car, where you top off the anti-freeze.

    ID10T - pronounced "Eye-Dee-ten-Tee" the error code that (should) come up on a late model SUV's computer diagnostics when the owner let's it run out of gas.

    Ring, ring

    "Hello"

    "Yeah, Mrs. Smith, this is the mechanic, your SUVs computer had an Eye-dee-ten-tee error, so we fixed it, and yer ready to go. Just give us a check for $200 and you can take it home."

    "Oh thank you! I'll be right down", as Mrs. Smith hangs up the cell phone in her rental car.
     
  27. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
    Posts: 9,024

    FiddyFour
    Member

  28. Chrome Shop Mafia
    Joined: Jul 14, 2005
    Posts: 555

    Chrome Shop Mafia
    Member

    ROTFLMFAOSHMBEAMEPOAITIGTDBIDUMHSAMLCAMSEAIFDD- rolling on the floor laugh my fucking ass off so hard my brain explodes and my eyes pop out and i think im going to die but i dont until my hear stops and my lungs collapse and my spleen explodes and i finally deservingly die.

    god, i love urbandictionary:rolleyes: :D

    troy.
     

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