Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

IF YOU WANTA BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY GIRL YER WIFE.



Take the Hi Road, there is less traffic...

 

"When the shit hits the fan the material will not be evenly dispersed"

 

If you and your friends are being chased by a grizzly bear , you don't have to be faster than the grizzly, just faster than your friends. Sacrifices, always, have to be made.
From the ladies perspectives: With what I've got, I can get all of those that I want.
I am Butch/56sedandelivery

 

"If you're like me, (and I know I am)......". Complete the statement any way you want.

 

Normally water doesn't run uphill.

I Could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong..

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Keep asking questions, the other guy will become sooo frustrated, he will push you out of the way and DO IT FOR YOU..

I before E except after C Examples >>> receive....>>>> .
believe, cashier, chief

I know I shall never forget, O ,what's his name?

 

It's better to be on the ground wishing you were flying than in the air wishing you were on the ground.

 

A Buddy of mine always said “ Marry a fat tattooed woman , you have shade in the summer , heat in the winter and you’ll never be with out moving pictures to watch ! “ I ask him one time how in Gods name did have sex with a woman that size ? He answers “ well it’s kinda like a surfer ! You smack her on the AZZ and ride the wave in !” WTH ! Sick Bastards !

 

Fat girls need lovin' also....

Better to have ONE Hot Rod, than to curse in an empty garage.


WHAT GOOD IS IT..... IF YOU CAN'T PEEL IT ?

 

Don't be a Dick! Damn I should listen to myself!

 

Nah, that's not true, the terror only lasts a short time. It depends which parts are falling off. Experience...
Bob

 

Never pass up a blind date with a girl named Boom Boom.

 

It's tough being a Dick. You've got a head, but can't think. Only one eye , but can't see. You're closest neighbors are nuts and you're best friend is a pussy.

 

Layin' in the hospital, feeling half dead, the nurse taking care of me, said : " you may not feel ANYTHING from the waist down,"
I said: "Can I just feel your boobs then".

 

verde742 : Somewhere you must've been an Iron Worker, Sprint Car Driver, or a Marine!!

 

Good, Cheap, Fast – Pick any two.

 

""what I once longed for,was disappointing, and I didn't keep it long.""
Perfect for a girl I waited for .........................Sigh..

 

Farmer I used to work for, "Take your time and hurry up"..

 

''Ban low performance drivers...not high performance cars''

 

Take your time going, But hurry Back. When someone says what do you know, I always reply with ( I know It takes a big dog to weigh a ton ) I have no idea where I got it from, But I have been saying it for about 50 years.
When someone ask'a me how am I doing I always reply with ( It's to early to tell ) Don't where I got that from but been saying it for ever. My wife is keeps asking why I say stuff like that, My answer is always the same,( I was born a smart ass and I will probably die smart ass) I can't help myself. She says it probably helps me make up for my short comings, I don't know what the hell she's talking about.

 

Life is on a timer set by God but, with the amount of time unknown to us.

 

j3harleys, my Dad use to always say that to me when he sent me for something or somewhere! “ Take your time going, but hurry back”.

Thanks for that memory!






Bones

 

the good lord gave a man two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time !!!

 

"We'll see....."

 

If they used "Honest" in the name, they probably aren't.

 

Keep your powder dry . If it’s got Tires or Tits , it’s expensive !

 

“There’s no can’t in my dictionary”
“You can’t fix stupid”


Sent from my dumb phone

 

Work the work don`t let the work work you.

 

As I was once told when I was young lad when tightening a bolt after asking how tight should it be.....Tight as a duck's ass.

And as my wife tells me on a regular basis......"You're more mature than that." Of course with a smile.