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should be on the shelves in November. just in time for Christmas

 

there's a 10% discount if you buy my other book at the same time. look for "Dog Talk, if my tails waggin', it don't always mean i like you". psychoanalisys of a dogs mind.

 

they are smarter than you think, and often talk using words of 4 syllables or more.

 

went to a car show yesterday where it was awarded "most likely to be stolen". trophy was too big to fit inside.

 

i may air up those front tires, if the price is right.

 

just put $20 worth of pure air from Denver. add $100 to the price cause i had to go there and get it.

 

i didn't really go there. I was talking to a girl i know that just came back from Denver, she blew me a kiss as she was giving me the finger and screaming "Don't Ever Call Me Again". i consider the surrounding air to be "from Denver" and used it to inflate the tires. i don't know what i did to upset her.

 

maybe it had something to do with a certain 911 call.

 

i showed the cops the pictures and they agreed that it wasn't my fault.

 

she still won't talk to me, and her Mom won't go out with me. but her sister will.

 

her sisters kinda Hot, but her nose ring keeps gettin caught in my mustache.

 

i tried kissin her upside down but now my Goatee gets stuck. No Bob, kissin her further down doesn't work either, there's another ring down there.

 

she says that lower ring is gonna be her wedding band, oddly enough it fits my finger too.

 

see first page for reduced price (again). i got to move some shit.

 

Nothing is movin', sales are dead. my stuff is PHD (piled higher & deeper). I need room, I need money, I need a Hot Blonde with Big Tits. I had one once, just want to re-visit my youth.

 

I'll settle for twins with small tits.

 

i have settled for saggy, she has settled for limp.

 

gonna get some T booster, will let you know the results.

 

works great, but the old broad left me 2 weeks ago.

 

I have found a rich widow, things are lookin up. she's 6'-4"