Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

you can push a garage door 200 mph with enough horse power

 

Life's a bitch......... and then you die!

 

pearls of wisdom that may help we mechanics and hotrodders.

The necessity of invention is a mother

 

He who DIES with the most toys is DEAD.

but he who LIVES with most toys has a lot better time than the dead guy.

 

“ The Easiest Way To Be Unsuccessful Is Trying To Please Everyone “

 

“Tell Them What They Need To Hear Not What They Want To Hear”

 

" NEVER LOVE ANYTHING, THAT CAN'T LOVE YOU BACK "

 

ask Gramps : What they did before the internet?
My 10 siblings didn't know either !

O, sorry, I could have done that....

When in doubt, keep asking people, till you find one that agrees with you...

Can I get you anything before I sit down?


I knew girls were different, I just didn't know what for ?

 

Here is one about the F-101 Voodoo that I flew and loved.
"You can put two afterburners on a shithouse and make it go supersonic".
Bob

 

It’s better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool. Movie, “Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man”.


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overheard at Barrett-Jackson: Wow! I haven't had sex like that, since I was an alter-boy. !!!
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He don't know nuthin' about nuthin'
MY CHILDHOOD ? I wasn't poor enuff , to become rich and famous.
The law of supply and demand determines prices.....
Big girl, bigpussy, little girl, Allpussy.....
I am so tired , I can't sleep..

That restaurant is SO busy, no one goes there any more...

 

I tell this to other cancer patients that I talk to:

Never give up, you may die, but never give up

 

When someone asks me what are ya doing today.

I reply, just making memories.


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Yield to the bigger vehicle.


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RIP IN NIKI LAUDA , sad news...

 

I always heard your first saying just a little different. "You don't have time to do it right but you always have time to do it over."

 

I read an excellent quote from X-cpe yesterday and thought I’d give this thread a boost.
“ If you don’t have what it takes.....take what you got. Pertty good quote!





Bones

 

That's a little like "Run what you brung. If you don't win you didn't bring enough".

 

Its not the size of a dog in a fight, Its the size of the fight in the dog...

KEEP GETTING OPINIONS, TILL YOU GET ONE , YOU CAN LIVE WITH....

Let he without oil, cast the first rod........compression 8. 7:1

My wife and I never argue, we discuss !! I have let her win most discussions.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

Even a blind chicken will eventually find a kernel of corn....

I just hated it when my dream doesn't fit the size of my garage....

don't run your head into a concrete wall hoping to find a weak spot...

didn't see No U-haul behind his casket ...

 

"I like ice cream. Put some in my pants."

 

How do I feel? Just like I did the day after yesterday.

 

I'm Spartacus!!!!

Bob

 

He's too busy doing nothing to do something.

 

"Can't".........never did do nothing! (Thanks Dad)

 

TCM, I’m watching that too.

 

You can put a dress on a pig...... But it's still a pig! = cars, buildings, women....... You'll get it......

 

I use that line all the time with different inflections, as a running gag when my son tells me to take it easy, let him do it, and otherwise interfering with my drive to go full out 'till I drop. He is easy, he always laughs.
I was busy today, and forgot that it was on. I like all the old movies.
Bob

 

"Anyone who says they can see through women is missing a lot."........ Groucho Marx
"Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster is a maniac."........George Carlin
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.” ......Steven Wright
"I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.".......Steven Wright
“The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.” ....Steven Wright

 

"I plan on being spontaneous tomorrow"........?

 

I watched a video of a combine that had a collision with a passenger car, and the deputy's comment has been quoted many times by me. " In my experience, the vehicle with the most lug nuts usually wins in a collision".
When using my hauler truck (a f700 with a 40 foot gooseneck), when someone at a four way doesn't want to go at their turn, I will say, "I guess we own the right of way, we have the most lug nuts and will win".