Fisher Body Coach

said to be a 1/2 scale model of the original coach kit sent to kids to build and enter a GM model contest. this the only one I've ever seen. there is a Plexiglas cover for it. comes with the booklet shown and any other paperwork I might have. +shipping to the lower 48. thanks, mike roman, (the junkyard pirate)

 

at least e-mail me and tell me you have one too.

 

now you can take Cinderella to the Ball.

 

knowin' you, you'd only get her ugly sister.

 

yeah, the fat one.

 

always remember, Beautiful Women are HIGH Maintenance.

 

I've got firsthand experience as I am a Handsome, well built specimen, well, I was. now I just go for big tits, I don't care what they look like. and apparently they don't either.

 

I might be gettin' married.

 

she said she's pregnant, but I don't remember anything after she said this will make your drink taste better. where can I get a cheap DIY DNA kit?

 

bought one from a guy in the alley. funny, it looks like a pregnancy test kit but the words are all scratched out

 

i pee'd on it and it turned blue, what does that mean?

 

OH NO, she's pregnant!!

 

just found out that i had the wool pulled over my eyes. just where did that saying come from?

 

Little Bo Peep said it first.

 

now, who the fuck names their child Bo Peep? i'll bet she got shunned in high school.

 

Was she Amish?

 

no, she was English.

 

a Johnny Bull

 

in her case a Johnny Heifer

 

I'm gettin' tired of all this.

 

i let my grandsons play with the coach, now it's all flat black. ALL flat black. price is reduced.

 

i tried to use laquer thinner to remove paint, it's all melted now

 

Yeah, I still got it.

 

this is a replica of the coach that Queen Victoria rode in when she was crowned in 1836. her initials are on a piece of paper i have somewhere. thats how I know it's true.

 

check the internet, i ain't lyin'

 

well, maybe just a little bit.

 

who else has one?

 

Ain't nobody got one!! just Me, an I ain't lettin you play with it.
unless you buy it.

 

you can buy it at the estate sale, after my demise.

 

I'll probably get shot by a jealous husband.