there's a 10% discount if you buy my other book at the same time. look for "Dog Talk, if my tails waggin', it don't always mean i like you". psychoanalisys of a dogs mind.
went to a car show yesterday where it was awarded "most likely to be stolen". trophy was too big to fit inside.
just put $20 worth of pure air from Denver. add $100 to the price cause i had to go there and get it.
i didn't really go there. I was talking to a girl i know that just came back from Denver, she blew me a kiss as she was giving me the finger and screaming "Don't Ever Call Me Again". i consider the surrounding air to be "from Denver" and used it to inflate the tires. i don't know what i did to upset her.
i tried kissin her upside down but now my Goatee gets stuck. No Bob, kissin her further down doesn't work either, there's another ring down there.
Nothing is movin', sales are dead. my stuff is PHD (piled higher & deeper). I need room, I need money, I need a Hot Blonde with Big Tits. I had one once, just want to re-visit my youth.