Art & Inspiration Best HAMB signature

Lots of good signatures, some make you laugh ,some make you think.
Mine doesn't do either but it's out of this world.

 

mine, { I may have to grow old. But I don't have to grow up! } That's me

 

..................................That, and being two slices of bread short of a sandwich.

 

Hey lothiandon1940: Like...His elevator doesn’t go all the way up?


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taken from a gi buddy/ i might smoke joke and take dope but i dont play thats why i quit school in first grade cause of recess .

 

Life's a garden. Dig it
-Joe Dirt

 

Here's mine

 

I found mine written on my kitchen wall after pulling the old cupboards out. I left it and added this to it.
"Never roll in the mud with pigs. You'll get all muddy and they'll love it."

 

The first time I signed onto the HAMB, I came across a post with this signature:
"the sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time"
This pretty much sums up how I deal with life's uncertainties and lack of reason. I always try to be grateful when good things happen and glad for others when it is some one else"s turn. Have felt that way for 70+ years---never saw it so tersely expressed.

 

Sale is such as easy word to use. Probably less of a common mis-use as “their, there and they’re” or “affect, effect”. I guess we all have our own peeves


I have a part for sale that I will sell to the first person who brings cash. NO it is not for sell and NO I will not sale it!

 

“I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx

 

Mr Beaner;
"No man crosses a chasm in two jumps".
They laughed when they visualized it.
My kids use that one. It confounds at first, then, the whole neighborhood was saying it.
I also noticed more things getting done in one effort. Like raking the yard.

 

Just remember..."".When your wife wants your opinion,she will give it to you"

 

"Clubs are for Baby Seals" ~ Little Wings

 

Cause when I was a kid , went through a lotta tires !

 

I'm not very much liked here. I still visit when I miss hearing my name or when I need to find another rockabilly chick to impregnate..

 

I was a late bloomer here, you asswipe, So I missed YOUR BEST as it happened!!!! But I ran across a few of your.... um....er... so caring? , so loving?, epic "Thoughts" here and there...LMFAO..

Hey, you married? oh, don't swing that way...sorry... I just say that to any male or female that has the same grey matter, or is it "lack of"?? as ME??

Hey, you got any ...um...er...."candid pics".. of these so called Rockabilly CUTIES? ...Ohooooo ....I like Cuties...a LOT..

Get your arse back here, get these candyasses back in line, will ya?

Oh, You don't know me that well? Here are a few pics from one day this weekend, maybe one night too??

See the hottie with her Big Boy brother? Oh, he did not stop ME!! This is the first time EVER, I come home smelling like top shelf perfume!! NO LIE!!



Ok, I get her out of my hair...this guy with slicked back hair parks fucking crooked like he don't do rules?? OH, this child poser? Lifer US NAVY Seal Team 6 guy, 4 years in Nam, demo expert there...yawn..oh, I see a thing in that truck cab I thought was a cane? No AHole Frank, that is some tool...he says "I do have one fake knee from kicking Harleys since 3 years old"... BUT "The other leg got shot while parachuting in to save hostages in Middle East" wherever that is?...Oh, was also in the One in Iran, Hostages held there too, I went to his house that late day..Beware of Dogs? PFffttt. they loved me, now perfume flavor is masked by Dog Licks to my face?



I park where I WANT, less walking right? This be a place that works with mentally "gifted" people..no..they ARE friends of MINE!


ok, below ...then some helpers show up...the Blonde with the Thumbs Up? She needs a younger man, maybe you? Listen, you keep away from the grey haired one, ok? She's mine, dude!


Hey, I keep getting the comments in the city..."you remind me of..." and People ask me about meetings at City Hall? WTH?? OH< I look just like the Mayor! NO lie...

So I figure I can use this city owned car???



Drivers permit expired DeC 31, so I must be careful! Whatever that means... I get home...soooo tired and crabby so I do my best for a sweeter pic of me?

IDK, I look too tired? How can I get a younger chick?? I am sad now after trying to cheer you up!!, thanks a lot!

 

There’s no education from a second kick of a mule. -Mitch McConnell (Majority Leader United States Senate) lol I like it! Well said.


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